Why Are Aussies So Hated?

What does the article say?

**A WOMAN accused of performing a sexual act on a man when he crashed in Darwin's rural area is outraged at the allegation and says it is "absolutely wrong". **

Allyson White said the standout burn mark left by her seatbelt across her chest was proof the claims of "amorous activities" with the driver were not true.
"I was not sucking his d*** - and it's pretty obvious that wasn't the case ... you only have to look at the mark on my chest," she said.
"Clearly I had my seatbelt on, so it's impossible that I'd be leaning over sucking his d*** unless he is hung like a donkey or I've got a f****** rubber neck.
"If it was true I'd just cop it sweet and think 'how embarrassing, I got caught sucking someone's d' - but it is not true and that's what is p*** me off.
"It didn't happen like that at all - he was just going too fast."

Police told in Thursday's Northern Territory News how they believe a driver crashed his car while involved in "amorous activities" with his female passenger.
They said the 33-year-old man was distracted by the woman and veered off the road, smashing his single cab Hilux ute into a concrete drain on Pioneer Rd in Humpty Doo.
But Ms White said it was a lie and she wanted to set the record straight.
Even the unnamed driver's statement to police had no hints of any fellatio taking place.

"I don't understand where that story has come from," she said.
"It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my girls were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something and he'd already paid me.

"But $5 is a bit cheap for a head job."

Ms White, 34, said she had been at the Howard Springs Tavern celebrating a friend's birthday when they decided to go back to a friend's place in Humpty Doo.

BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION: Waitress Allyson White says there was no oral sex prior to the crash. PICTURE: Fiona Morrison.

LUCKY ESCAPE: The damaged ute.

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She said they stopped into the Humpty Doo Tavern where she usually works to invite other friends, including the unnamed driver, along to the bash.
He did not know how to get to the house so she jumped in his car to give him directions.
"We are just friends and it's pissing me off as people think I have done this behind my boyfriend's back - it makes me feel like a dirty bitch when I've done nothing wrong."
"Fair enough he shouldn't have been driving but I didn't realise he was drunk and would never have got in the car if I did."
Ms White was taken by St John Ambulance to Royal Darwin Hospital with chest injuries following the crash.
The driver was charged with drink driving after allegedly blowing .147 per cent, as well as driving without due care and driving without a licence.

Is there really a place called Humpty Doo Tavern?
Why didn't they name the driver?
Poor Allyson White is right - it sounds 'absolutely wrong'.

Humpty Doo sounds great- is all of Australia like that?

Howard Springs Tavern.

Yeah!

I have a pub named after me in Humpty Doo.

However, he took pitta on Balki

Fixed.

BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION

haha

Just been looking at where Humpty Doo is in Oz.

What a massive country.

Just been looking at where Humpty Doo is in Oz.
What a massive country.

Where does humpty doo fit into that little picture?
My friend is from kallang-a-doo (sp?). Her family grow potatoes. And heads of cattle.

Just the heads? Freaky

MASSIVE NEWS!

Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd eats biscuit in bakery.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,28348,26209863-5014239,00.html

and racist....

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Where does humpty doo fit into that little picture?
My friend is from kallang-a-doo (sp?). Her family grow potatoes. And heads of cattle.

the Humpty Doo Tavern
and Kalangadoo where the behaviour is a little less full on compared to the Northern Territory.

Just been looking at where Humpty Doo is in Oz.

What a massive country.

My Ay-Up lights arrived today. They are great.

Today, let us celebrate our antipodean brethren.

Sniggers

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/3548315/Bizarre-new-atlas-comes-to-the-Great-Land-of-the-Tattooed.html

http://www.intomobile.com/2009/10/19/aussie-driver-caught-driving-with-both-hands-on-cellphones-one-finger-on-steering-wheel.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW8z1xYw57U

I love Aussies.

Effeminate "Savage" Garden.

SKY3 - Dom Joly in Oz Land. Lolz

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/australian-news/6488693/drug-couriers-really-in-the-poo/

All that effort for £150,000.

i've never had sex with an Australian.

have any Englishers here done this foul act?

if so, did he/she say ' aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh aw yeh " during the encounter?

You're welcome to pop over and find out, nimhbus...

Can you believe this shit? Polly Waffle gawn!

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26392542-421,00.html