Why Are Aussies So Hated?

Bonzer!

I'm watching a 70-year-old Chinese lady do street dance/hip hop.. I love this channel..

She looks more like a 40 year old.. good on her.

Quality of life
http://www.theage.com.au/national/australia-ranks-second-for-quality-of-life-20091005-gjej.html

because they named the new Vegemite "iSnack 2.0" and made the Internets cry:

http://www.digital-media.net.au/article/vegemite-fails-on-purpose-with-isnack-2-0/500003.aspx

The denouement....

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/30/isnack_canned/

You may rejoice.

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A red-faced head of corporate affairs, Simon Talbot, strongly denied the whole sorry affair had been a cheap way of drumming up press coverage. He defended: "At no point in time has the new Vegemite name been about initiating a media publicity stunt. We are proud custodians of Vegemite, and have always been aware that it is the people's brand and a national icon."

Bullshit.

WTF dudes?!?!

You can't question anything we do in Oz when you guys think rolling cheese down a hill is a good idea..

no midgets are abused in the cheese rolling

You can't question anything we do in Oz when you guys think rolling cheese down a hill is a good idea..

when have i ever said that i think rolling cheese down a hill is a good idea, you baby-stealing dingo?

no midgets are abused in the cheese rolling

Why do you think that Hippy dislikes cheese rolling? Is it perhaps the lack of midgets?

I think so.

i think rolling cheese down a hill is a good idea

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It's not the rolling of cheese, really, it is the chasing of said cheese, once it is rolling.

Warm Camembert with cranberry sauce is the king of cheese. FACT!

Actually, Gruyuere is the king.

Balki - Vacherin Mont D'or.

Argument over.

The king is dead. Long live the king!

Balki - Vacherin Mont D'or.

Argument over.

I dont know what that is, but it sounds very fancy. Anyway, its not a fucking competition! I also like a good Wensleydale. Never had that before coming over here.

Hippy, I used to make that stuff for a living. My advice to you... do not eat.

Jokes. I hate kraft singles and even those big blue blocks I used to love as a kid taste horrible to me now..

Balki, chief cheese maker.

Actually Hippy...

I used to cut the cheese. This is not a joke.

I dont know what that is, but it sounds very fancy.

It is awesome.

Anyway, its not a fucking competition!

Yes it is.

Hippy, I used to make that stuff for a living. My advice to you... do not eat.

Explain.....

Nevermind. No need to explain. It is a processed cheese food product and technically not cheese.

It contains a small amount of cheese.... mainly swept off the cutting room floor.

NB: I did not work for Kraft specifically, before Im accused of libel

Like from some sort of cheese tailor? Is that what you're telling me?