Riding in winter

very dark, ed!

So i went over to a friends house to watch some television (as i don't own one) and met up with this girl we knew (you may remember her from my last snowy ride). a few days ago i did some work to her bike for her while we ate ice cream.

we started to lay about watching television and talking about shitty bands and iceland and where we should go for our big spring ride and such. then we started watching a movie and the girl and i started to kind of curl up nice and close and she fell asleep with her head on my shoulder all cute and what ever. the movie was over and i got up and bothered my friend took a piss, got dressed to brave the 17° weather back to my apartment about mile down the road. then i realised our friend was getting up and i asked if she was waling home or staying. she said she was walking, so i said hey i'll walk my bike with you. she said no, shes going to run.

i took my bike out to the porch and took my time, then started to ride up the road. then not a block down i passed her and stopped and walked with her. i gave her my gloves and offered my scarf. because i'm sweet. she declined the scarf and we walked and talked and made lewd jokes. as we got to her apartment she bruhed my arm and said thanks for walking and gave me a hug. i finger fucked her maybe this was my chance so i shifted my weight to move so i could perhaps attempt to kiss her and slipped it in on the ice and i knocked her in her ass on the porch and she took a load on her skin out of my for arm on the banister and hit my hose on her head or shoulder or something.

i had a nice ride home with a bloody arm and nose.

fuck. my. life.

at least i got my gloves back...

You cuddled a girl! How Gay! :-)

winter is your very best friend, a ruse to encourage girl to huddle near you for warmt (but be wary of other, some may want to cut your stomach and climb inside to stay warm).

Well, Ed's cracked up. Shame that, he was a nice lad.

winter is your very best friend, a ruse to encourage girl to huddle near you for warmt (but be wary of other, some may want to cut your stomach and climb inside to stay warm).

Star Wars ?

we started talking about shitty bands and iceland

Kerry Catona straddles both topics.

Kerry Catona straddles both topics.
you don't have a tv, how would you know??? reading heat magazine

No, just being bombarded with wipe-your-arse magazine covers every time I go into a shop.

Sounds like the start of a beautiful relationship to me. Good best man's speech material for your wedding day that.

I like the bit about "we talked and made lewd jokes". That's the conundrum of emoxfag's threads - deep within paragraphs of pure tripe there'll usually be at least one sentence of gold.

Star Wars ?

Riding brakeless, what a hipster.

Emoxfag, I think cupid hates you. But please keep trying, this is hilarious reading.

I like the bit about "we talked and made lewd jokes". That's the conundrum of emoxfag's threads - deep within paragraphs of pure tripe there'll usually be at least one sentence of gold.

i'd not go as far as gold, maybe silver. this jokes could have been sexist, racist or covered topics such as beastiality and peadophilia. never worth a gold

I for one am relieved you retreaved your gloves

Schadenfreude comes full circle Illy

Is this available to rent or buy?

back to kebab and a wank for one then- I guess it's common place for lads that gush over headsets and tyres colours...

back to kebab and a wank for one then- I guess it's common place for lads that gush over headsets and tyres colours...

:D

So i went over to a friends house to watch some television (as i don't own one) and met up with this girl we knew (you may remember her from my last snowy ride). a few days ago i did some work to her bike for her while we ate ice cream.

we started to lay about watching television and talking about shitty bands and iceland and where we should go for our big spring ride and such. then we started watching a movie and the girl and i started to kind of curl up nice and close and she fell asleep with her head on my shoulder all cute and what ever. the movie was over and i got up and bothered my friend took a piss, got dressed to brave the 17° weather back to my apartment about mile down the road. then i realised our friend was getting up and i asked if she was waling home or staying. she said she was walking, so i said hey i'll walk my bike with you. she said no, shes going to run.

i took my bike out to the porch and took my time, then started to ride up the road. then not a block down i passed her and stopped and walked with her. i gave her my gloves and offered my scarf. because i'm sweet. she declined the scarf and we walked and talked and made lewd jokes. as we got to her apartment she bruhed my arm and said thanks for walking and gave me a hug. i figured fuck maybe this was my chance so i shifted my weight to move so i could perhaps attempt to kiss her and my cleat slipped on the ice and i knocked her on her ass on the porch and took a chuck of skin out of my for arm on the banister and hit my nose on her head or shoulder or something.

i had a nice ride home with a bloody arm and nose.

fuck. my. life.

at least i got my gloves back...

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back to kebab and a wank for one then- I guess it's common place for lads that gush over headsets and tyres colours...

Just make sure you wash the chilli sauce off your fingers first eh...unless you're into kinky shit

That's a very good punchline to that post.

this was the girl from the movie. and i don't own a tv because i am poor. not because i am to elite for a tv. i would love a television. i could play more nintendo.

Or watch porn.

Riding home tonight was the most fun I've had in ages. Loads of snow blowing in the headwind, loads of snow on the roads, hardly any cars, streetlights seem brighter with the reflected light from the snow, first day that justified wearing the bibtights, deciding that my purchase of Shwalbe Marathon 28cs to replace my gatorskins/building a winter bike in general was a great idea, the bemused looks from taxi drivers when churning my way up the hills and generally enjoying the gritted teeth feeling that winter gives.

It'll grow old at some point but for now it feels way more interesting than just slugging through the rain (which has its own charms I know).

/ramble.

It's not yet winter.

It's not yet winter.

"It bloody well feels like it."

Where do you live?

And you just gave hippy another merge opportunity.

Into a thread started by emoxfag. smile