Pies

hell no. I'm not buying that Tommy.

We aren't in the 19th century.

Get yersen down The Camel on Globe Rd E2 - vast array of tasty pies.

+1

Best mash and peas too.

They sell shit in pastry.

I beg to differ.

Steak Bake, Pizza Slice and Ribena Light (watch dem calories), is food of heroes*

*and the poor, students, morbidly obese etc...

Why do Poms like guts in their pies?

Fucken wrong.

(..and I am aware that most pie fillings are all hoofs, lips and arseholes anyway)

We are a nation built no adversity and graft lad, no need for that lardy-da fancy mince nonsense

That and it adds huge amounts of depth to the gravy. you never fry your giblets off in the gravy pan?

The Guinea on Bruton Place does the best Steak & Kidney pies in the country - FACT! Has all the award certificates plastered all over the place - the Queen Mum used to go in there once a week for one apparently. I have a story about the Queen Mum and Cheryl Cole; they used to get together while Ashley was out in the back garden potting Geraniums - FACT!.

Steak & Kidney, dash of Worcester sauce and a pint of Guinness, re fuckin sult!
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Slices have no place on this earth other than to allow those not man enough for a pie to taste the savoury pastry goodness

WRONG! They allow the consumer to eat on the move, in times when it would be inconvenient to sit down with a knife and fork. Like on the bike, on the bus, on your walk to work, on the toilet etc...

hell no. I'm not buying that Tommy.

We aren't in the 19th century.

Pft! Nowt to do with the times we live in. Fashions change, good taste lasts forever and offal tastes good. You clearly need to be educated in the way of offal.

Most carnivorous animals go straight for the liver when they kill something. It's the best part of the animal. Lean high in iron and protein. Nature in action.

Pasties FTW!

Built in grip, meat and potato one end, apple and raisns in the other. Food of champions!

I beg to differ.

Steak Bake, Pizza Slice and Ribena Light (watch dem calories), is food of heroes*

*and the poor, students, morbidly obese etc...

I'll give Greggs props for the pizza breads. He'll I'll even give them props for their iced buns. But this is a pie thread. That watery meat in a gravy that tastes like it's got more MSG than a Chinaman's toilet wrapped in pastry flakier than a US high school student is no pie. It's wank is what it is.

the guts gets rid of all the bad shit that goes in the body, to the make the muscles better.

I'll eat the thick steak and you can have all the organs.

BRM's science classes

WRONG! They allow the consumer to eat on the move, in times when it would be inconvenient to sit down with a knife and fork. Like on the bike, on the bus, on your walk to work, on the toilet etc...

Life doesn't get much better than that. Careful with co-ordinating your swallow/strain cycle though, you can get rotten heartburn.

Kidney and liver are the food of the fucking Gods.

emily makes the best pie ever. so you should ask her.

I'll give Greggs props for the pizza breads. He'll I'll even give them props for their iced buns. But this is a pie thread.

i didn't bring them into this.

That watery meat in a gravy that tastes like it's got more MSG than a Chinaman's toilet wrapped in pastry flakier than a US high school student is no pie. It's wank is what it is.

fuck me, everyone's a food critic here.

the guts gets rid of all the bad shit that goes in the body, to the make the muscles better.

I'll eat the thick steak and you can have all the organs.

Soft aussie.

fuck off

WRONG! They allow the consumer to eat on the move, in times when it would be inconvenient to sit down with a knife and fork. Like on the bike, on the bus, on your walk to work, on the toilet etc...

Piping hot filling served in a harmless fluffy pastry for a cut down cost - its a god damn Death Trap!

i prefer to wrestle a pie and walk way with a few bits down your shirt, stuck to your hair and in your pocket for a snack later

Soft aussie.

fuck off

Settle this with a pie eating contest...

Are you sure, I've never had one? Or just making up a story to have another tedious pop at Scousers?!

No, seriously they do have them there. I have to confess that I have never had one. My comment that they are awful is the only made up bit. Once I arrived fairly ealry and had a chat with one of the stewards who told me what was in them. It was "scouse" from which scousers get their name. Anfield (and I am afraid to say, also Goodison) are not noted for their culinary delights, neither in the ground nor in the vicinity of the ground. If I have needed to eat I have either gone to central Liverpool or to a service station on the way. I do have a friend who had a lucky superstition on the way to Goodison and Anfield of going to the McDonalds on the way. Last time I looked, they had demolished it which probably accounts for our poor performances up there recently.

No, seriously they do have them there. I have to confess that I have never had one. My comment that they are awful is the only made up bit. Once I arrived fairly ealry and had a chat with one of the stewards who told me what was in them. It was "scouse" from which scousers get their name. Anfield (and I am afraid to say, also Goodison) are not noted for their culinary delights, neither in the ground nor in the vicinity of the ground. If I have needed to eat I have either gone to central Liverpool or to a service station on the way. I do have a friend who had a lucky superstition on the way to Goodison and Anfield of going to the McDonalds on the way. Last time I looked, they had demolished it which probably accounts for our poor performances up there recently.

Jesus christ, you too have a lot to learn....

1. Everton won the best pies in the Prem award last season
   
2. 'Scouse' is not offal
   
3. The McDonalds on County Rd has indeed been knocked down
   
4. You've obviously never had a pre match 'Sausage Dinner'
   
5. When I took my Mrs too Goodison she said the best thing about the experience was the Chips and Curry sauce afterwards! That says a lot about many things..........?!
   

Settle this with a pie eating contest...

he's a little runt.
i'd win the contest and then eat tommy.

I've gathered that... I took offence to the soft Aussie comment so thought I'd bet on a one horse race.

chicken pies, beef and onion.

brumby's pies were nice, with a choc big M

remember at school peeps who would eat the inside of their 4'n'20 then fill it with twisties and eat that.

sweet

Runt!

Cheeky bugger!

I'm fucking athlete. Power to weight ratio FTW.