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  • ^ Yes. And he's still alive

    Oi, serious matter here. Fuck off>>>>>>>>>>>

  • :p

  • I cannot fucking stand Joni Mitchell.

    Joni Mitchell can't stand you.

  • She's probably pretty neutral considering she isn't aware of my existence.

  • What has she done to you then?

  • i went to camden sq with my daughter this afternoon (on bikes naturally), some nice tributes.. plenty of flowers, candles, CDs, beer bottles and cigarettes placed on / around the square

    Rushes off to Camden for free fags, beer and candles for the bathroom

  • What has she done to you then?

    She wrote that awful song about Velocio's old Bob Jackson - Big Yellow Fixie.

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    ^Schick-worthy

  • Well if you want to get technical I can't stand her music. I think it's dull and overrated. But hey that's just my opinion.

  • Listen, when Thatcher dies, it's likely I'll make some comment on this thread. Probably something about how it would've been better happening in the early 1980s, although that could've martyred her, but either way I'm glad she's dead etc. I might mention that I didn't know her personally, but that she had a huge and negative impact on my formative years, and that her death has stirred up some uncomfortable memories, or whatever. It might even be tempting to call her a scum-cunt, whatever that means, though I'll probably refer to my own book of insults.

    Sorry in advance if that's going to make me a bad person, or show a weakness of character.

    She's not dead already is she? I don't really keep up with current affairs.

  • ^Schick-Showered

    ftfy

  • This is surely the worst 4 pages of forum since that guy a couple of weeks ago made the mistake of calling a black guy who broke into his house black.....

  • You'd understand if you were passionate about something, anything but I don't expect you are passionate about anything at all, are you, not in the way that you should be ARE YOU? [/Hauska]

  • This is surely the worst 4 pages of forum since that guy a couple of weeks ago made the mistake of calling a black guy who broke into his house black.....

    'Back to Black' as it were.

  • they make me despair at humanity too, only for different reasons.

  • Thatcher

    I once dreamt I had sex with Mrs Thatcher, it was back in the days when she was quite a looker.
    If I remember correctly, Denis was around but he didn't mind his mrs being soiled by my imperial star destroyer.

  • This is surely the worst 4 pages of forum since that guy a couple of weeks ago made the mistake of calling a black guy who broke into his house black.....

    Damn. I've missed that. Care to link to it?

  • Damn. I've missed that. Care to link to it?

    https://www.lfgss.com/thread68641.html

  • http://www.lfgss.com/thread68641.html

    Man! That's good shit!

    Cheers, Pifko!

  • I once dreamt I had sex with Mrs Thatcher, it was back in the days when she was quite a looker.
    If I remember correctly, Denis was around but he didn't mind his mrs being soiled by my imperial star destroyer.

    leaves to cutlery appreciation thread

  • But do you know anyone who has died twice?

    die ja vu?

  • Tautology more like.

    Well fucking said...

  • Rushes off to Camden for free fags, beer and candles for the bathroom

    Very good. Repped...

  • i am sorry. perhaps im being a 'tad' OTT......but if i am to give you my reasoning:

    Amy Winehouse dies.
    fair enough. we all die.

    in her case it was drugs. fair enough. i mean, she cained the shit out of them. if i was to die playing music or drinking coffee, eating fried eggs or riding my bike even, then thats a pretty amazing way to go. you'd think "at least he died doing the things he did". after all - we are what we continuously do. But, in her case, what she continuously did was a bit fucking skanky, right?

    Amy Winehouse. sad, perhaps. but then, who really, apart from her friends/family can muster up real tears and sincere sadness? not some average fucking joe on twitter. Sincerity doesn't do twitter.

    so, dead drugged up singer. end of. she's canonised. she's immortal. well done.

    but no. he comes the aching shrieks of people mourning her apparent undeniable talent. and here is where i draw the line.

    1. She sang - pretty fucking normally. she had a tone. correct. but it was one tone. a singular. hardly expressive and music is, of course, all about expression. personally, i thought that the single tone she had sounded like a Tesco plastic bag full of Sarsons table vinegar. But thats my opinion, right?
      She was binary toned. she sang. she stopped singing. that was it.

    2. Her lyrics were bullshit. There's no argument there - they fucking were. Childish and immature. Unpoetic and uninspiring. well, uninspiring to adults anyway. perhaps if you love Skins you be touched by some faux-meaning in her crowbarred/thunderous subtly. To bring up my Joni Mitchell thought from earlier. Here is one woman who was in everyday more powerful in her message/abilities/output. Savage when she wanted to be. Honest and FUCKING EXPERIENCED. She did more for female empowerment than anything amy/jessie j/adele/vagina monologues/Sex In The City etc etc etc can ever do. She was dexterous - subtle, diverse and infinitely more dynamic; physically and metaphorically. She had meaning and motive. She had consideration and understanding. She had no ulterior motive - there was no Heat magazine to aim for - no Jools Holland show to go on - no T4-on-the-fucking-beach-Tesco-Chartshow-Sponsored-by-MataFUCKINGlan to aspire to. And, AND, like someone mentioned earlier - "she actually wrote and played her own music".
      Which i consider a moot point anyway. i don't think i need to explain why.

    So, a singer who can sing. but is no way special. A lyricist that cant write lyrics/meaning/message for shit.

    Sounds like a shit 'artist', no?

    But then people say how this 'enigma' is incredible and will be missed. Her God like talents etc etc - comparing her to Billie Holiday etc. It's just totally insulting.

    Keep your ill informed, ill considered, 2nd hand Cowell, armchair opinion quiet.

    I know your music. I know it well. i hear it. everyday. i know the origin of your opinion. the origin of your quip, your jibe, your musical thought for the day. i know all your 'artists'. all your damn 'anthems'. The song you cry to, the song you shit to, the song you want at your funeral and i fucking cry.
    I know your music. but i also know mine. I know the shit you don't. i listen. i do my 'research'. i listen to the music that exists in the world. past and present. i know it all - and i still hardly know any of it. im still learning from it. im still being moved. im being challenged. im feel equally distraught, alienated, unified, humiliated, understood, irrelevant, euphoric, expressive, expressed, pathetic, encouraged etc etc et-fucking-cetera.

    And I know you don't know any of this, because if you did - if you had any fucking clue of what was out there to listen to - to REALLY listen to, you'd not give any kind of a fuck for Amy Winehouse.

    A man eats white bread all his life and preaches to a chef, "you should try brown bread - it's the most amazing food ever"

    And to sum up the Fountainhead thing. I'm so surprised you can read such an incredible book and still lap up this shit........

    I haven't got enough time in my life to listen to all the music i want - watch the the films i want - read all the books i want - understand all the cultures i want. My list isn't just what i want, its what i should take in. i owe it to myself as a reasonable human being. As a considered human being. As someone who tries - very fucking hard - to transcend all of the bullshit peddled around me everyday.

    But i have to suck it all up because everyone around is feltching this bullshit and spitting it in my fucking direction. And TELLING ME i haven't got a clue.

    We make time capsules to preserve for 'whoever - whenever' an image of human life. Of our achievements. our true enlightened achievements. but, they are not 'peoples' achievements - they are the achievements by a select few. by those individuals who were above and beyond. While the rest of the world was 2-girl-1-cup-ping this Amy Winehouse tragedy a few people were thinking - "fuck these children smearing shit on the walls and calling it art. Calling it communication. Calling it important".

    I may not be any more than anyone else - but at least i'm trying. at least i'm saying "fuck these children....."

    But i know nothing. here i am. alienated.

    god bless amy winehouse.

    I will defend Sarson's vinegar until my dying breath, you bounder.

    I don't really have an opinion on the rest of your rant.

    Like Keith Richards said about Diana: "Yeah, bad news, but can't say that I ever met the chick."

  • I once dreamt I had sex with Mrs Thatcher, it was back in the days when she was quite a looker.
    If I remember correctly, Denis was around but he didn't mind his mrs being soiled by my imperial star destroyer.

    How brave of you to share this!

    And wtf is an "imperial star destroyer"???

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