For Sale: Swagger bikes

stem+bar fail why?

Risers on a dropped stem - as in they cancel each other out. Hippy hates it...

conti fail pukes on cock

if you dont mind me asking, whats your beef with conti?

...I will be building 1 bike a week...

how is this a business?

ps. good luck :-S

Risers on a dropped stem - as in they cancel each other out. Hippy hates it...

...but it's not a dropped stem.

Risers on a dropped stem - as in they cancel each other out. Hippy hates it...

but it looks so fucking cool mang

nuh-uh..

I just googled for an example of a drop stem for photoben...

haha thats ace. i dunno if i'd use it.

i want one thats a fist holding the bars would look cool.

just....fail. Although, let's face it you'll be selling em.
There's a topman model somewhere creaming himself.

Nice bike, nice parts detail, nice comfy looking high bars.

But that logo has Aidzz!

take the swagger stickers off, sign up to the forum again under a different name and sell it as a conversion listing all parts used.

Risers on a dropped stem - as in they cancel each other out. Hippy hates it...

Its only stupid when its a deep drop track stem.

Seems alright I guess. Nowt too special.
The thing that puzzles me is why wouldn't you want to state who is making the frames and specs and price etc? The only reason I can think of would be based around the idea of pulling the wool over the potential customer's eyes.

'cos if its an experienced builder it adds reputation to the frame and your company, and if its a young guy it helps develop his/her reputation and can easily be sold as a good thing. By not saying it suggests that its either a conversion or a re-spray of someone else's track frame.

My gut feeling is that its just your bike, with decals you had made up because you liked 'em and wanted on the bike. Which is fine I guess. When I see a photo of two or more identical bikes (different sizes allowed) then I guess I will be proved wrong and you will have your buisness.

Assuming you are having them built etc and its genuine its still a bit of a shame. Well not really, but it just doesn't compete with young emerging frame builders hand building their own frames and selling them. At least not too my mind.

And naming the bike after a joke on an internet forum. Bit silly really aint it. Suggests the whole thing is a joke. No? Interesting that tweed isn't written on the frame either. Leading me back to my guess at it just being your bike.

probably is an joke, either that or he's the boy who cried wolf.

Of course its a joke... that's what this guy is

I can't tell whether this is all serious or not, Dean is after all a notoriously funny man but If it is serious I see a suspicious resemblance to the 14 builds. The main difference being that the 14 bikes are excellent track frames, made in England & all the rest & I'm sure these frames are the result of langster knowing a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy with a crate of frames from Taiwan. Here's another one for your line:

You could even do your own clothing brand like -

Oh wait, thats shit and from the early 90's too. Just like that logo.
Great launch too, on a forum in the sales and classified section. Planning anything bigger?

Hello Max,been awhile. You pop up,about as much as your shop. Here I've got a couple of ideas for your line as well CHINAFIXEDGEAR,PAKISTANFIXEDGEAR,CUBAFIXEDGEAR,OR MY FAV.JAMAICAFIXEDGEAR yeah mon.I hope all is well with you over there in Tokyo. Take care my geographically confused friend:)

I can't tell whether this is all serious or not, Dean is after all a notoriously funny man but If it is serious I see a suspicious resemblance to the 14 builds.

the only thing that threw me off from the connection to the 14 builds is the fork crown, it's flat on the 14 whether this one is not (judging from the snapshot of the 14 bike in the TFG shop when reading the topic about 14).

Any chance you could stop giving geography lessons long enough to put specs and prices for this bike up? My grammatically confused friend.

those frames look really nice- im not too fond on the graphics though.

bar + stem dont really like, would look much better with a drop imo

how much you charging?

that joke was erm real funny ^
I was a bit like this
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Its only stupid when its a deep drop track stem.

No, it's always stupid.

Risers are stupid.

Stupid stupid stupid.

Fucking stupid, in fact.

Totally, utterly, compeletely fucking stupid.

Very un-inspiring and the photos need changing. But good luck all the same