For Sale: Swagger bikes

No need to get upset,I tell you what, I am looking for someone to sponsor,would you be interested,seeing as you are easily lead:) Now stop this silly bullocks before I go into one about the FGLND's bike builds.

Oh! I get it now... Do as you say, not as you do. Right?

ON1

I think you have managed to piss off nearly everyone on this forum so I bet you feel like this:

Geoffers, don't take it personally I did it before Tynan could. I didn't understand part of what you said.

hope clear its all now

Wind-up isn't it's a weirdo it you?

This bike is average at best. It's bland, unoriginal and somewhat generic. If you're paying decent money for something you'd want/expect something decent in return. This falls short IMO.

As an exercise in private venture it is very limited, any bike company with decent buying power could easily under-cut you with a far superior product. The reason they don't is because the potential market is tiny. You may make a few quid but that's about it.

Best of luck with your business though.

nowt wrong with it, would be interested to know how much you're charging?

You can say as much as you like about fixedgearlondon's bike builds... you see we build for customers. That means they come to us first, then we build to the customers budget and preference. We don't do ready built bikes.

You can say as much as you like about fixedgearlondon's bike builds... you see we build for customers. That means they come to us first, then we build to the customers budget and preference. We don't do ready built bikes.

+1!

OOL has a little beetle eating away his grey matter.... leave him too it.

Dean... don't make me post my next post. Please.

Dean... don't make me post my next post. Please.

Ok,Andy I appologise,I tell you what, you can add me and Keanue to your list of riders if you like,as you've been asking me for ages.

So we can sponsor each other then?!

Good night Andy :)

Frame looks nice enough, that dafont.com graf bollox on the downtube must go tho'... Looks fucking shite*...
*Constructive criticism... Really...

"Dull" is about it, although me Julie was moved to "ugly and dull".

Not sure about 'swagger' as a brand name, to be it brings to mind arrogant cunts who like to walk with a 'swagger' like they own the place.
Might appeal to a certain type of person though!

Yawn. Dull, generic, derivative, unimaginative, tedious, lazy, uninspired, re-hashed & tedious.

I wish you all the best - the boat went that way >

it's a joke, surely?

it's a joke, surely?

An attempt at one.

You can say as much as you like about fixedgearlondon's bike builds... you see we build for customers. That means they come to us first, then we build to the customers budget and preference. We don't do ready built bikes.

and very reasonably priced too as well!

OOL, the swagger logo you have as your avatar would look swish on a downtube.

but it will still say swagger....

stem+bar combo fail
valve cap fail
conti fail pukes on cock
can you get the wheel out of there? that chain looks tight and there's not much room left to move..
other than that it could be anyone's bike on here (in east london anyway) ;)

Tough (but honest) crowd it seems.

can you get the wheel out of there? that chain looks tight and there's not much room left to move..

build fail