Heavy Metal

bollox fucktones more bollox

I will be at both nights... awesomeness... pure awesomeness

You know of pre-sale?

Lysol and 'If I had an Exorcism' are simply awesome.

There's an O2 priority customer presale

#hastickets

Gah ... can anyone oblige?

#wantstickets

Drop me a pm, if I've not overshot my allowance I can help

http://thequietus.com/articles/11507-columnus-metallicus-heavy-metal-album-reviews

Seetickets and especially Ticketmaster can get fucked.

Got a day ticket for the desert fest on the Saturday

ace.

I'll need you to chaperone me. I wont know what to do, how to act. It'll be weird for me. My preconceptions of metal gigs are 100% male, long haired awkward dorks listening to songs about death and beer.

My preconceptions of metal gigs are 100% male, long haired awkward dorks listening to songs about death and beer.

99% bang on the money...

I may join you...

And you want BRM to chaperone you or introduce you?.... not sure.....

I may join you...

Yeah go on, I'll be off the leash for the night, there'll be few of them from now on.

I'll need you to chaperone me. I wont know what to do, how to act. It'll be weird for me. My preconceptions of metal gigs are 100% male, long haired awkward dorks listening to songs about death and beer.

yep, nailed it.

you're going have t smoke dope - you realise that?

actually, joe's right. the other 1% are the former long haired awkward dorks, now with sensible jobs, sensible haircuts and t shirts of bands from their youth, that have reformed.

(like me)

And three women...

Two of which are only there to chaperon for their teenage sons.

^ and I'll know the third woman, bizarrely one of my workmates is going to it. Not sure coming across her would be advisable if we're up to no good.

I cant smoke dope, I'll pull a whitey and puke on someone. Or is that the norm?

Cant quite imagine how metal and mdma would mix. Might be interesting.

You must look miserable the whole time, smiling is strictly prohibited.

Seetickets and especially Ticketmaster can get fucked.

What happened, you get through or annoyed at £5.50 special delivery?

£5.50 delivery yeah, which makes it £31.50 for a £22 ticket. Crazy.

Seetickets it is.

Where you guys headed on the saturday night? Im tempted by Bong...

You got any youtube links for them? Searching for 'Bong' doesnt give exact results

Not Guilty.