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United supposedly willing to offer £50m for Barkley. Lol

Megalozzles

Would that be MAN Utd, the same Man Utd managed by David Moyes? The same David Moyes who dropped him for a whole season cos he gave away a peno against Blackburn in his 2nd ever Premiership appearance

The same David Moyes who didn't think he was good enough so loaned him to Leeds and Sheffield Weds for a season and their fans were saying he's too good for The Championship

The same David Moyes who Barkley thinks is a cunt??

Fuck me...where did you get that shite, The People??

doesn't stop the large amounts of nips at his heels he gets every game, he just manages to ignores them now

Errrrr....are you forgetting something?

the same david moyes you loved with all your heart 6 months ago

Errrr....'loved'? Way off the mark. Bored with Moyes and his tactics for 2 seasons before he left

mulumbu to Arsenal, u serious!?
No more midfielders please but a striker (Llorente?) or a 4th choice centre back would be lovely

as for Lamela, I reckon that as soon as he can bulk up he could be very very good. One for the future though

Mulumbu wouldn't be many peoples choice but we need a physical presence in our midfield. Diaby has perennially been supposed to be this but all he has done is lie down to the tune of around £14m in his 8 year farce at the club.

Llorente won't happen as he has struck up a good partnership with Tevez in the past 2 months.

There could still be a small outside chance of securing Lewandowski, or someone like Michu. Rumours of batshuayi from Liege seem a bit farfetched but we shall see.

Also that wasn't the Eto'o tackle everyone is talking about, that one was on Henderson and it was a shocker

Nearly as bad as Lucas on Oscar

OK, so let's look at this scientifically.

What's your best 11? Let's do 4-4-2, to keep it simple.

Liverpool, I'd say:

Mignolet

Johnson
Skrtel
Sakho

Jose Enrique

Lucas
Henderson
Gerrard

Countinho

Sturridge
Suarez

Only cunts play 4-4-2 these days.

Sherwood, for example.

Liverpool, I'd say:

Mignolet

Johnson
Skrtel
Sakho

Jose Enrique

Lucas
Henderson
Gerrard

Countinho

Sturridge
Suarez

4 CMs? Thank fuck you aren't in charge, eh?

It's just an example. I wouldn't play 4-4-2.

Cech
Cole
Luiz
Ivanovic
Azpilicueta
Mikel
Ramires
Hazard
Oscar
Mata
Torres

Jose seems to think differently, providing he wins the PL than I could live with that.

Luiz @ CB?!

#megalozzles

It's just an example. I wouldn't play 4-4-2.

But it's not your best XI if they are flawed tactically. You should be playing a formation that makes the most of your best players skills.

Mulumbu to arsenal? Hmmmm that would be strange. You might get some use out of him as a squad player against teams outside the top four. Gives the ball away too much in his own half and this puts everyone out of position in an instant. Peaked a couple of years ago for us. Yacob on the other hand breaks up play and knocks it to the nearest man. He would be your best bet.

Only cunts play 4-4-2 these days.

Sherwood, for example.

Only cunts don't get that formations are fluid and setting up as 442 is one of the simplest most effective things to do when defending.

I'm just trying to compare it 1:1 with Everton, as Pisti claims they are better in every position.

Like I said, the only player from your sorry bunch to get into our team would be Suarez

....possibly Mignolet

....on the bench

Well, post your 11 then.

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They're all in the physio's room.

Nurse....my sides