Football

1. puts Terry on a life ban, bring it on
   

1 - No yellow cards for diving. Instead the opposition get carte blanche to put in as many reducers as they see fit on the player for the next five minutes.

Only 5 minutes? Meh.

Mikel on Arteta - red
Ivanovic studding Walcott in the boat - red

Nothing!

FA can act then?

Spineless cunts never act over Chelsea

Unsurprising amount of bedwetting in here over the past 12 hours... Particularly enjoying the Neverton fantasism, "If we'd won..."... Amazing...

I was at the pub with a crew of mates, didn't catch the game... Happy with a point...

I'm with you TS.
If Liverpool had more points last year we would have finished higher than 7th. We may even have won it if we had more points in 2007

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Moronio really does need a reality check

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/dec/24/jose-mourinho-arsenal-chelsea-arsene-wenger

Christmas predictions

Hull 2 v 0 Man Utd
Aston Villa 1 v 1 Crystal Palace
Cardiff 2 v 1 Southampton
Chelsea 3 v 0 Swansea
Everton 4 v 0 Sunderland
Newcastle 5 v 1 Stoke
Norwich 0 v 0 Fulham
Tottenham 1 v 0 West Brom
West Ham 1 v 2 Arsenal
Man City 6 v 5 Liverpool

^^ He's just 2 dozen pies short of actually becoming Sam Allardyce.

I'm back home in Newcastle at the moment and i just saw a headline in the local paper in which Pardew calls for fans to be 'wary of european spaces'. I understand the logic as we almost got relegated last season as a direct result of playing too many games.

However, I went to the away games in Brugge and Bordeaux (how un-plastic of me!) last season and had an absolutely sick time. For a club like Newcastle, or say, Swansea this year, the europa league is a great addition to a season. I don't understand why this dialogue of 'we don't need the extra games' is slipping into the sport...

Jose cried like a sissy after the Albion game.

He's a fucking idiot.
I noticed in his post match conference last night that he deliberately omitted the names of the teams above them in the table. Almost as though acknowledging Liverpool as being top of the table would cause him to choke on his own words.
I think everybody is tired of his second rate psychology. It is far too predictable.

One thing I like about these new young managers. Rodgers, Martinez, Laudrup, bloke at Southampton et al is they don't get involved in all this whining and bitching. Possibly it comes with age

I went to the away games in Brugge and Bordeaux (how un-plastic of me!) last season

How lah di dah. The Europa Cup sounds like the vanguard of the gentrification of football to me.

It's nice to see the old Big 4 back in place, Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal, and some team from Manchester, with Everton, Spurs and Newcastle fighting for the next spots. It's like the good old days of the 00's.

Hmm, something's not quite right though...

Yeah. It's all about wet weekday nights watching shit football. Like last night.

Dave 'bloodnut' Kitson - The Secret Footballer?

http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/24/is-dave-kitson-the-secret-footballer-danish-tv-think-they-have-exposed-him-4242010/

He's a fucking idiot.
I noticed in his post match conference last night that he deliberately omitted the names of the teams above them in the table. Almost as though acknowledging Liverpool as being top of the table would cause him to choke on his own words.
I think everybody is tired of his second rate psychology. It is far too predictable.

One thing I like about these new young managers. Rodgers, Martinez, Laudrup, bloke at Southampton et al is they don't get involved in all this whining and bitching. Possibly it comes with age

After nearly 2,000 pages of larrup from Dat Der London's favourite Cockney Kopite I can say I agree with you

Mourinho has become a tedious little patsy, he bores the shit out of me now and so does his brand of football

Sooner he fucks off to the next Billionaire club the better - ideally abroad

Imagine him in the spl.

I'm back home in Newcastle at the moment and i just saw a headline in the local paper in which Pardew calls for fans to be 'wary of european spaces'. I understand the logic as we almost got relegated last season as a direct result of playing too many games.

However, I went to the away games in Brugge and Bordeaux (how un-plastic of me!) last season and had an absolutely sick time. For a club like Newcastle, or say, Swansea this year, the europa league is a great addition to a season. I don't understand why this dialogue of 'we don't need the extra games' is slipping into the sport...

Dis ^

Went to a few UEFA Cup games home and away back in '08/09

All crackin trips an met some top lads that I still see at games now and have a drink with

I can totally understand the extra games creating fatigue, injuries and a possible distraction from the league but that's part n parcel.

Anyway. Happy fucking (plastic wrapped) Christmas.
If someone could post the best football themed video to a Christmas hit by a liverpudlian that would be great.

Because to compete properly in Europe and the PL you need a squad of 25 genuine 1st team players. The only way that a team can afford this, and to attract sufficient top players to be make a genuinely classy 25 man squad, is to be in the CL. And not only that but to be in the CL year in year out.

Football is fucked and it will be until such time as there is greater equality of income.

I know and agree. Unfortunately, the current climate is what it is, and if Newcastle can only afford a good premier league season one year, and then a bad one to follow with the addition of some european football then fuck it. We're not going to win the league, nor get into the champions league, therefore our manager should shut the fuck up and continue to achieve what is possible, rather than moaning about it.