Football

Which player?

jt?

Feed the monkey clearly refers to getting the ball into Rooney.

i heard it was lampard pissed of at not making the starting line up

Wouldn't be surprised if a player told a mate/agent/uninvolved player without thinking, they then told The Sun. Doub its some big conspiracy. The Sun is just filling space.

...so that when they perform miserably in Brazil next year, they can dredge up this report saying that the lack of success is a direct result of the manager making racist jokes and knocking the confidence of his squad.

Wacisit Woy Wecks Win

The Sun better not steal that headline for me.

In a former life, I used to hang out with a semi-popular northern band known for their love of a particular South American product. Dominic Mohan was always fucking lurking around in the background, making a fucking nuisance of himself as "Entertainment Editor" of the Current Bun.

He's never once struck me as a cycling kind of guy, so I think your headline's relatively safe.

Wacisit Woy Wecks Win

hehe

Dominic Mohan is one slimy little cunt

None of the band liked him. Their PR used to invite him because he represented the biggest selling national newspaper.

Sad really.

thats the way the world works today

I can remember it quite clearly: backstage after a gig - "What's that cunt Mohan doing here?"

In a former life, I used to hang out with a semi-popular northern band known for their love of a particular South American product. Dominic Mohan was always fucking lurking around in the background, making a fucking nuisance of himself as "Entertainment Editor" of the Current Bun.

He's never once struck me as a cycling kind of guy, so I think your headline's relatively safe.

The Happy Monday's? Inspiral Carpets?

Please let this happen to Suarez:

FULL LENGTH Paddy Power TASER video, too shocking for TV! Better get your lawyer Joey! - YouTube

The Happy Monday's? Inspiral Carpets?

I'm not that old, you saucy cunt!

Simply Red?

Slade?

Chas 'n' Dave?

Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich?

Oh wait - they're from Wiltshire...ignore

The Bootleg Beatles?

neville was the grass allegedly
paving the way for a neville neville managerial team

The old fella's being brought in? that could make a neville neville neville neville managerial team.