Football

This is some sophisticated highbrow football analysis shit..

That Nugent story is genuinely cool, bro

^^ Ah. Snap

Next we'll find out that he has a decent touch for a big lad

He has a big wok for a frying pan.

Ahem...
(England vs. Trinidad & Tobago) Crouch 1:0 - foul? - YouTube

Aerial genius.

defoe or crouch. for fuck sake lads there is no football for two weeks, just drop it.

"Blackpool manager Paul Ince is given a five-match stadium ban and fined £4,000 following an incident after his side's Championship match against Bournemouth on September 14, the Football Association has announced. Under the terms of the ban he will not be allowed to enter any stadium Blackpool are playing in for the next five matchdays."

What did he do?

Nepotism

Chased the ref round wearing a kiss me quick hat and waving his stick of rock

Decided that Defoe was worth a go as his main striker in a 4-5-1.

followed the ref untill he called him 'The Gov'ner'.

defoe or crouch. for fuck sake lads there is no football for two weeks, just drop it.

Smartest thing anyone has said today...

I've just discovered this amazing film with Bill Murray in it.

It's brilliant.

Stripes?

Love that film.

It's got this big gopher in it.

Smartest thing anyone has said today...

Sandy pants

Caddyshack, I think it's called?

good grief charlie brown
i'm just praying for the next suarez banning incident to occur so we can move things along from defoe

or maybe i should just say steve bull
is that worth a page or two

chalfie ... to the statmobile

Steve Clarridge?

Socks 'round his ankles. Football maverick

Platini, giresse, and anyone else from the 82/84 French national teams, were doing tha whilst claridge was figuring out how to kick a ball..

I was doing that as a kid in the 70s pretending to be Stan Bowles...

Glen Hoddle, Steve Archibald, all partial to it as well... But you probably haven't heard of them...

I was doing that as a kid in the 70s pretending to be Stan Bowles...

I was wearing tights, pretending to be Keith Weller...

I always had you down as a fake-tache and fur coat wearing Frank Worthington copyist...

Loved Wortho (E's so eezy), but Keith was the man