Football

I occasionally wear a suit while driving my Land Rover Defender. Does that count?

Good enough

Usually though, Clive drives in the buff.

Better

It's the advantage of the height of the Land Rover. No one can see what I am wearing or if I am wearing anything.

Hearn's judicial review has been rejected by the high court.

Feel bad for any Os fans to have that muggy arse wipe in control of their club.

So - for someone like me, who has not been following it, what does this mean for WH and the Os?

WHU will be the renting tenants of the OS, the O's will continue to live at Brisbane Rd and Hearn will go back to fucking over the Snooker and not give a shit about Leyton as he'll not get enough column inches out of them.

Is that it done then?

Hearn's answer to Ronnie O'S fixing allegation made me laugh.

Prove it of STFU

Shame.

Come on you Os, you deserved it more than those Essex cunts.

Chelsea fans, we've just signed Nathaniel Chalobah on loan. He's meant to be the next best thing. Have any of you actually seen him play?

look at their past record of bringing young talent through the ranks !!

saying that they do tend to loan out / sell their best talent so .... you never know

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Shame.

Come on you Os, you deserved it more than those Essex cunts.

Well done - you've joined lynx on the ignore list.

Chelsea fans, we've just signed Nathaniel Chalobah on loan. He's meant to be the next best thing. Have any of you actually seen him play?

Yes.

He was part of the Youth Cup winning side of the season before last. Saw him a couple of times. He also did well at Watford last year. Just signed a five year deal at Chelsea. Good loan for him and you.

We've done well in the past loaning players from you having had Ryan Bertrand and a certain John Terry. Can't say I'm particularly proud that we're the only other club he's ever played for, although It was only a short-term loan, so I'd like to think that absolves us of any responsibility for what he's become.

Fulham get rid of that lovely statue

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24164191

Fulham

http://www.chelseasupportersgroup.net/2013/09/driver-on-the-wings-weather-for-chelsea-v-fulham-3/

Very tame Clive

What else could he say, Mike?

Fulham are the beige of football.

Andy is, of course, correct. In addition, truth hurts and so Fulham "supporters" are likely to be offended.

Maybe now his secret is out, Jeremy will have the courage to break free from the chains of false fandom Fulham following, and indulge in his true passion.

Wearing rainbow laces is a nice gesture but I am not sure that the FA have yet made homosexuality compulsory.

Leaving aside the association to any particular cause, I rather like the idea of footballers exchanging their regular laces for rainbow ones.

Predictions time

Norwich 1 v 2 Aston Villa
Liverpool 0 v 3 Southampton
Newcastle 1 v 1 Hull
West Brom v Sunderland Oh god...
West Ham 2 v 0 Everton
Chelsea 0 v 1 Fulham
Arsenal 5 v 0 Stoke
Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Swansea
Cardiff 2 v 2 Tottenham
Man City 0 v 1 Man Utd

So they did jacko's statue in his latter years?

Mike, you predictions are bare jokes!

In WHU last 3 PL games they've managed 2 shots on target and no goals yet you think the mighty hammers will get 2 past the toffees and keep a clean sheet?!

Yous trippin