Football

BREAKING NEWS!

We've shipped out Tyson! Fuck yeah!

Whelan has accepted Everton's offer....The wig to United?

He's gone £27.5M.

Ha! OVeRprIcEd

Özil is apparently a wicked breakdancer

£14m for McCarthy, bloody hell.

thats only a nikica jelavic away from henderson

Really? Guardian says deal is off.

Liverpool have done good business today but why they waited for deadline day to spend £20m on 2 defenders is beyond me.

Not sure I get the final day approach. Are there better deals to be had on final day that you can't get at the start- especially if you're looking for deals?

He's gone £27.5M.

so more than his release clause????

http://www.ftbpro.com/posts/shaun.wheatcroft/329753/nottingham-forest-boss-billy-davies-takes-to-twitter

Lukaku to EVERTON on loan!!

Good work toffees

Jaw, you guys still wanna buy the Shankley Gates?

so more than his release clause????

....what's Morrocan for yes?

aiwa

that is a good signing,I was hoping it wouldn't happen

So Fellani and Anichebe, for Mccarthy, Barry and Lukaku for a year, and at least £15M cash.

I think that's actually good work by Everton.

Redknapp in driving without seatbelt shocker.

Alba

Alba

no no and no

you could also say na'am
from my limited knowledge of morrocan !

so more than his release clause????

Well, that's all over then.

No transfers to look forward to for a few months.

The gossip column is very sad prospect on the day after.

Coentrao To united on loan, too.

Where's Clive and Jaw, happy to see Mata still at Stamford Bridge!

Been reading the Guardians transfer blog (natch) and the pigs ear that Man U made of signing Herrera needs to be seen to be believed. Made to look like amateurs. (Goes off to look for the Stone Roses shambolic appearance on the Late Show and Ian Brown slamming down microphone)

Utd representatives in Spain have been identified as imposters. Nuts!

CB - not happy at all if chelsea were negotiating his transfer.

As I've mentioned before, managers need to be able to coach up the players they inherit, before they start looking to shift the ones they don't like, bring in ones they do. Feel confident that apart from a left back and another younger striker that AVB has plugged the holes and improved the squad from last season. Not sure Mourinho can say the same. And Mata doesn't strike me as the kind of player who is a dressing room cancer, so bewildered by the rumours of mourinho/Chelsea wanting rid..