Football

tl;dr

Concise writing is a skill.

in short your are wrong.

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And dull

As dull as this is, if it makes you feel better about the combined loss on the two players of about £34m, then fill your boots.

It was said in jest mate but I have obviously hit a very tender nerve.

You need to lay off the Hatorade.

jest involves humour does it not?

Sentences start with capitals do they not?

Match made in heaven.

Apologies.

oh what's this? Danish footballer mentions moving to Tottenham.
Interest is piqued. Obviously he was asked a question he answered, we haven't put in a bid, no contact has been made, but as a possible replacement for Bale, if he leaves, which looks less likely despite the churn of the rumour mill, I'd be excited by his arrival..

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/aug/13/christian-eriksen-tottenham-move-ajax

yeah you put a double bid in yesterday or the day before
central defender and ericksen for about £15mn
they have said they would like to move to liverpool though
we've been looking at them for a while

there was a good report on bleacher report a day or two back giving some goss on these two
worth a read

eriksen has been the wunder kid of dutch football for a few years now
i thought he had tied up a move to italy early in the transfer window

it seems odd that as good as he is no teams have come in for him officially until spurs

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1734645-liverpool-transfer-news-brendan-rodgers-must-move-for-ajax-duo

Lots of hot air on here today...

WHU will finish above the Whoppites this season...

FACT!

#etc

breaking news. sam allerdyce to have a medical at west ham after bidding 8 million for downing
badum-tish

It's Allardyce.

You plum.

^ fact

central defender and ericksen for about £15mn
they have said they would like to move to liverpool though

Well they are Scandis - why wouldn't they want to be at Liverpool amongst their own?

*ba-dum-tish!!!

breaking news. sam allerdyce to have a medical at west ham after bidding 8 million for downing
badum-tish

i plagiarised bleacher report ... honest

look at the comments under the downing story

DICKI ITS ALLARDYCE.

Guardian have it at £6mil. Good buy for WH.

and goodbye from liverpool

probably rises to 8mil based on performance, that allerdice is no mug.

LOL this is a right laugh.
So when he was at Liverpool he was fucking shit and a waste of money. Now he has gone to West Ham he's a good buy?

Fuck we sideways. I think I might just top myself

so £6mn it is then

LOL this is a right laugh.
So when he was at Liverpool he was fucking shit and a waste of money. Now he has gone to West Ham he's a good buy?

Fuck we sideways. I think I might just top myself

£20M > £6M.

Hope that helps.

i think mike needs a group hug
can we all rendevous outside his place of work at about 4.30 this afternoon and embrace him

WHU will finish above the Whoppites this season...

FACT!
Care to add a Pisti-style "hand on heart, my bond's as good as my word, straight up guv etc." bet statement to that?

LOL this is a right laugh.
So when he was at Liverpool he was fucking shit and a waste of money. Now he has gone to West Ham he's a good buy?

Fuck we sideways. I think I might just top myself

I have a vague memory of telling someone in the pub he was a good buy at £20m when Liverpool bought him. Its one of my hobbies, talking downing up in the face of all evidence.

He's Englands solution to the problem letf side.