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True that is diabolical.
Let's hope it's as successful as the second coming of Christ

he chose arse over liverpool

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We didn't want him/wont sanction a bid for him, we're linked with Popadopolous who looks quite the player, still not sure why he'd choose us though

We didn't want him/wont sanction a bid for him, we're linked with Popadopolous who looks quite the player, still not sure why he'd choose us though

never thought i'd see the day when arsenal take a player that liverpool have decided is too old

#young boys of highbury#

I may have to move to Croydon.
#housepricesgonenutsinstreatham

I wouldn't wish Croydon on anyone.
I had the misfortune of going into Tiger Tiger there as I used to work nearby and it was a leaving do.
Some guy wanted to fight me in the toilets as he didn't like my shirt. He liked it even less when I told him to fuck off.
Never seen so many pricks and slappers in one place. I couldn't believe how bad it was

You don't live in proper Croydon though do you?

Last time I saw you there wasn't a top knot in sight, has that all changed?

Moved from Balham? Oh, the humanity...

Not proper, no. We are just inside the borough - our fence is the border with the Lambeth badlands.

#nowaitrose

I wouldn't wish Croydon on anyone.
I had the misfortune of going into Tiger Tiger there as I used to work nearby and it was a leaving do.
Some guy wanted to fight me in the toilets as he didn't like my shirt. He liked it even less when I told him to fuck off.
Never seen so many pricks and slappers in one place. I couldn't believe how bad it was

If you'd been to Liverpool Mike....

I wouldn't wish Croydon on anyone.
I had the misfortune of going into Tiger Tiger there as I used to work nearby and it was a leaving do.
Some guy wanted to fight me in the toilets as he didn't like my shirt. He liked it even less when I told him to fuck off.
Never seen so many pricks and slappers in one place. I couldn't believe how bad it was

yeah cause tiger tiger is representative of an area.

Last time I was in Tiger, Tiger in Croydon there was a Scouser who tried to throttle one of his work colleagues and then threw up in the bogs.

For the hundreth time I have!!
I actually found the people there OK and rather charming in a thieving council estate kind of way.
walking back from Anfield to the City centre was a bit of an eye opener

I live near there(not that close though) and have neverbeen to any of those bars on the chav strip

It was a while ago. You hear the stories and think. Can it really be that bad? One pub we went into had these strippers, must have been in their 50s. Prancing around this pub naked and all these blokes chanting and whistling. I couldn't believe it

If you'd been to Liverpool Mike....

Basically from now on, that's going to be my response.

We should start a list of people who've lived in Liverpool on here.

Has #fullkitpistsi ever lived there?

Depends if staying with your grandparents for a few days counts or not.

It doesn't...

I thought pisti was born in the centre circle of goodison park while 40,000 scousers looked on and applauded as the clouds parted, sun beamed down and celestial trumpets flared

No, that was just the conception.

I believe Dixie Dean was the midwife.

I think Big Nev was "down the goal end" ready to catch.

Big Dunc was preparing the pigeons with messages to be broadcast across the land.

Peter Reid was getting the beers in.

Howard Kendall was drinking them.