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Jeez, these are scousers. They say welcome mate and before you know it they've already taken your wallet, watch and willy warmer. That sign is trying to sneek a quick dab into your rucksack.

we'd never steal another mans willy warmer ... that just isn't cricket !

Jeez, these are scousers. They say welcome mate and before you know it they've already taken your wallet, watch and willy warmer. That sign is trying to sneek a quick dab into your rucksack.

whereas in derby they just burn you alive?

if they can rub their sticks together fast enough

We keep them warm to cut down the time it takes for the wood to spark.

whereas in deby they just burn you alive?

Where is this 'deby' you speak of? Is it close to livepoo?

feck

You will enjoy this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT38-2vaf9I

The Midlands = The North
The North = Anywhere that is not London
The North = Anywhere that I don't want to go and that includes Croydon
The Midlands is synonymous with Birmingham.
Derby = Birmingham

Surely that is a contradiction in terms? 'Welcome' implies being glad to see someone who you have positive feelings towards, yet if you had positive feelings towards them you would be encouraging to turn around at the gates and not enter liverpool.

Jeez, these are scousers. They say welcome mate and before you know it they've already taken your wallet, watch and willy warmer. That sign is trying to sneek a quick dab into your rucksack.

Racist and reported

How to piss off your rivals...

From Fourth Official via Twitter:

"Porto wanted 70 million euros for Rodriguez and Moutinho, so to avoid paying Sporting the 25% sell on fee, sold Rodriguez for 69m and Moutinho for 1m."

The Midlands = The North
The North = Anywhere that is not London
The North = Anywhere that I don't want to go and that includes Croydon
The Midlands is synonymous with Birmingham.
Derby = Birmingham

Clive. About this weekend and the offer to look after your bike overnight so you do not need to dismantle it for your wife's pathetically small car. As you know, I am from Derby. The other chap in the tent lives in Croydon.

Just saying.

#awks

Successful troll is successful.

Croydon is a shit hole.

how to make friends and influence people

I come from Birmingham and now live in Croydon.

Can't see me being invited round to the O's for dinner.

lol doesn't look promising.

I come from Birmingham and now live in Croydon.

Can't see me being invited round to the O's for dinner.

You don't live in proper Croydon though do you?

Last time I saw you there wasn't a top knot in sight, has that all changed?

Moved from Balham? Oh, the humanity...

Deal for Ashley Williams looks set to be done, along with the likely transfer of Corchia from Sochaux.

Seems to spell the end definitely for Sagna and Squillaci and quite possibly for Vermalen.

he chose arse over liverpool

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I come from Birmingham and now live in Croydon.

Can't see me being invited round to the O's for dinner.

Cronx represent

Addiscombe for life yo

prays to the almighty Higgs boson

he chose arse over liverpool

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Probably didn't want to get bitten by any racists.

prays to the almighty Higgs boson

Worst. JT. Potatochop. EVER.