Football

Roy obviously wanted JT but had to settle for rio

yeah like terry is kicking arse for his club right now .... oh no sorry that was the champions league semi final wasn't it

Corny, what's the score? Corny, Corny, what's the score?

Tottenham on self destruct.... We have been absolute toilet.

Ade scores sitting down. First goal of the year!

Well done spurs, but for an epic 3 goal comeback by inter that was a fucking shit game

And holtby isn't good enough to afford his lazy half-arsed tracking back

Haven't been this bored and tense simultaneously since my last episode of constipation

Yep Spurs did well in the end. This is the time of year their bottle goes and they start collapsing.
Not looking so good for Chelsea

#rafastays

Jaw, what's the score? Jaw, Jaw, what's the score?

Currently it's 1-1, but you would know that as you'll probably have the telly on.

Chelsea - poor attendance. Out sung and whistled by away fans in a European tie and looking bereft of ideas. Happy days

This is why Spurs fans are either grey or losing their hair.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Sensational result for Spurs. Showing Arsenal how to snatch qualification from the jaws of humiliation.

they almost paid for bales intentional yellow in the last game

eva

£50m..... Lol

Haven't seen it, read a match report, glad I didn't see it, watching the end of the Chelsea game on +1, so hopefully they'll show some highlights.

Thank Christ we got through. Who knew Inter were going to be so good, and we so bad. Hopefully Ade getting the goal will endear him a bit more to the fans and will score a couple more before the end of the season...

Last eight, it's anyone's from here, and we've as good a chance as anyone..

We AVBelieve..

It just shows that tottenham rely on Bale. Shit without him.

Went to the Chelsea game with Clive. Very enjoyable, right result. TV must have miked up the away end as there was plenty of noise.

Pooface, try harder, even your trolling is weak..

Im not even trolling. Tottenham without Bale are useless

That was as pathetic as Torres' penalty.

Unfortunately Corny, pooface isn't far wrong with his statement. You didn't see tonight, but your beloved Spuds were pretty toothless all night without Bale as an outlet. As a result of this they were under constant pressure from Inter and your defence looked fragile every time Cambiasso or Cassano went forward. You can read all about it in the Guardian tomorrow. ;)

Newcastle continue to delight. Brilliant movement from Cisse for the goal, which was absolutely the last kick of the match!

No sign of life from the textanator?

If he's included strong language then the filter would've picked it up.

B&D was texti's usual in historically

One of a few selected outlets.

i bet it costs a pretty penny to text dubai

If he had my local number here, then yes it would.

why would it.. unless texti finds somewhere to incur roaming charges....

A sensible red? Jesus.