Football

Who wouldn't be?

Arsenal have never employed a ginger manager. FACT.

Anyway, game on in Munchen.

(It's going to be one of those nights where hopes are raised then cruelly dashed as the defence returns to type in the final 20 mins and give away a couple of comedy goals).

So exactly the same as the other 50 games?

Fuck me, Arsenal are shit.

No wonder they'll be bottom of the Big 6 pretty soon.

Except it will then be the Big 5

Kopite wands have suddenly got their hopes up? Wow!

Oh shit...

Come on Bayern.

Or maybe come on Arsenal.

I don't really like either team.

So probably a penalty shootout would be my preferred outcome

Millwall are off to Wembley.

Well that was a shit free kick

Well in Malaga.

That Isco is some player.

Anyway, game on in Munchen.

(It's going to be one of those nights where hopes are raised then cruelly dashed as the defence returns to type in the final 20 mins and give away a couple of comedy goals).

Be honest, did you get your hopes up at all?

8,635 @ Blackburn for an FA Cup QF.

Pathetic.

It was on the Disney channel so why bother going to the match?

I see Malaga plastic Antonio Banderas* is crying about some UEFA conspiracy against the Spanish giants following their progression to the last 8 in the CL. How did our mighty english clubs do? oh yeah, sorry.

*BIO: Spanish born film actor, often typecast as a Mexican because Americans think all Spaniards are Mexican. Most famous for voicing an animated cat in a film featuring Wayne Rooney in the lead role.

At least he's somewhere close to Mexican.

Unlike Mexican Anthony Quinn being typecast as Greek.

"Thank God I have left Brendan Rodgers."

yeah i read that
he's not the number 10, he's a very naughty boy

Always easier to blame someone else

Brendan Rodgers has some more names in his magic envelopes, only this time it's not for the purpose of perfecting his David Brent impression. Emboldened by the canny signings of Daniel Sturridge and Philippe Coutinho in January, the Liverpool boss plans to tell his board that he needs even more new players in the summer if they're ever going to catch the "Manchester lot" and he'll get the guitar out if necessary. On his shortlist are Newcastle's Hatem Ben Arfa, Blackpool's Tom Ince, Paris St-Germain's Kévin Gameiro, Swansea's Ashley Williams and the Feyenoord defender Stefan de Vrij. The only stumbling block for Rodgers is Liverpool's board not understanding his presentation, which will be a heady mix of poetry, jazz and philosophy.

You have got to be fucking joking

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/

Just as Engerland were starting to get a bit of self respect back we step back 10 years. What a joke

Name a better English central defender, with champions league experience.

That's beside the point.
He's a wanker and a whinging cheat

where's jamie's recall ?
#carragher for engerlund#

We may as well recall Bobby Charlton while we are at it