Football

On what planet is a 29yo Chris Samba worth £12.5m and £100k a week??

Oh....meltyface was involved??!

Can anyone see West Londons finest club becoming the next Pompey?

Not (entirely) a tax fiddle.

France and its mainland european allies is still a relatively untapped market for brand beckham so the greedy branding machine is going all out for the french advertising euro while he still can.

St David of Beckham has put himself outside the realms of human criticism by donating his salary to charity. Who dare criticise such a selfless and generous person? He is certainly not your average greedy footballer out to make as much money as he can, exhibit a, he does not keep his salary.

Brand Beckham is now your perfect brand ambassador and european companies will collectively pay many multiples of the foregone salary to jump on bandwagon beckham as a result. Kaching £€$.

Remember that global image rights are paid to the image holding company in an offshore account, should any be found taxable under french law then this can probably be offset by the charitable donation so don't even bother going after the soon to be cannonised one. Keep your greasy badly washed french paws off St David and do not dare to criticise him.

i wonder if that charity will put him up in a very nice apartment in paris
i wonder if that charity will pay for all his meals at posh resteraunts
i wonder if that charity will hire him a bentley to drive around paris in
i wonder if that charity will pay for expensive parties for his kids birthdays
i wonder if net net that charity will make any money out of beckhams salary at all

etc etc .....

On what planet is a 29yo Chris Samba worth £12.5m and £100k a week??

Oh....meltyface was involved??!

Can anyone see West Londons finest club becoming the next Pompey?

there'll be a lot of roubles washing around random bank accounts in the name of harry's pet goldfish after a transfer like that

Odemwingie whooa Odemwingie whooa He drove to QPR. They left him in his car....

On what planet is a 29yo Chris Samba worth £12.5m and £100k a week??

Oh....meltyface was involved??!

Can anyone see West Londons finest club becoming the next Pompey?

might be worth it if they stay up.. if he lasts the 4 years it'll cost em 36 mil altogether...staggering.

He's a good player and will score goals but that is just nuts

lol at odemwinge's advisors top advise !

" yeah fuck it, drive down and ask for harry "

We're fucked. Venkys Mk2

rumours of a macliesh* sacking this morning

*mackleash
mackleish
macleish
mucleashe
macleash

It's ok, he doesn't deserve to have his name spelt correctly.

I just saw that and did a glee pee

Newcastle tomorrow.

http://www.chelseasupportersgroup.net/2013/02/driver-on-the-wings-weather-for-newcastle-v-chelsea/

Since when is Samba worth £12.5m and £100k a week? Fucking hell, Candleface has clearly lost even more of the plot and he's taking that Fernandes wanker down with him.

On what planet is a 29yo Chris Samba worth £12.5m and £100k a week??

Oh....meltyface was involved??!

Can anyone see West Londons finest club becoming the next Pompey?

Pea.

Odemwingie whooa Odemwingie whooa He drove to QPR. They left him in his car....
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Newcastle tomorrow.

http://www.chelseasupportersgroup.net/2013/02/driver-on-the-wings-weather-for-newcastle-v-chelsea/
Southern cultural imperialism if ever I saw it.

Newcastle tomorrow.

http://www.chelseasupportersgroup.net/2013/02/driver-on-the-wings-weather-for-newcastle-v-chelsea/

(to drunk to consent) a little bit rapey no?

i'm looking forward to the commentator going .....

" Get Carter and The Likely Lads; Jimmy Nail and Mark Clattenburg; Gazza and Cheryl Cole your boys took one hell of a beating "

So how many players did QPR buy in the last couple of days?

Newcastle tomorrow.

http://www.chelseasupportersgroup.net/2013/02/driver-on-the-wings-weather-for-newcastle-v-chelsea/

There's a typo in the third last sentence:)

...epitomised by Fergie’s daughters, Beatrice and Eugenie.
I thought he was talking about whisky face at first.

There's a typo in the third last sentence:)

There's one in the first line too.

There's a typo in the third last sentence:)

There's one in the first line too.

He'll blame it on the iPad.

that and the noisey kids in the airport departure lounge

And TSFW.