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Tottenham definitely trying again today to resurrect a deal for Brazilian striker Damiao #thfc

— Daniel Taylor (@DTguardian) January 31, 2013

£20m bid apparenlty.

When Spurs first went in for Damiao he was a fetus...

We have to sign him. HAVE. TO.

Hazard to only get a three match ban for the crime of the decade.

I thought it was guaranteed to be six months as ManU control the FA?

But he beat a toddler half to death for nothing more than looking at him...

rumour mill ..... harry redknapp to sign everyone

^^ yep, looks that way.

Best deadline day ever?

Jermaine Jenas arrives at QPR ahead of potential move from Tottenham #skydeadlineday

We've offloaded Butland to Stoke apparently. Should pay for Carson's legal bills.

Beckham donating his 5 months salary from PSG to a local childrens charity.

#tax fiddle

#tax fiddle

yep.. take that frenchies etc

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Hazard to only get a three match ban for the crime of the decade.

I thought it was guaranteed to be six months as ManU control the FA?

No no. You need to assault a paying fan to get that length of ban. You can assault any of "the help" with relative impunity.

Beckham donating his 5 months salary from PSG to a local childrens charity.

the jimmy saville home for underprivilliedged teens ?

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awesome

Good move for Becks, impressed by his constant good judgement when it comes to transfers, even LA worked out in the end

17.05 Latest from White Hart Lane is that talks with Brazilian Leandro Damiao have broken down. Spurs have been chasing the £20m-rated player for weeks - and had even upped their offer - but this deal looks firmly off.

Liverpool sign Bent

So the FA hold that Hazard's ban was "clearly insufficient" and then their "independent" commission who they select and pay and whose terms of reference they determine hold that it was sufficient. What a shower.

Is it a Konspiracy?
Or is it a Konspiracy II?

Sky Sports transfer "sources" went quiet for the same 30 minutes or so twitter was down this afternoon #coincidence

Liverpool sign Bent

Coat ▶▶▶

Kieran dyer outside qpr
they seem to have locked the doors and he's bashing on the door to get in

He's gone to boro

London Bridge Utd ?

Beckham donating his 5 months salary from PSG to a local childrens charity.

Not (entirely) a tax fiddle.

France and its mainland european allies is still a relatively untapped market for brand beckham so the greedy branding machine is going all out for the french advertising euro while he still can.

St David of Beckham has put himself outside the realms of human criticism by donating his salary to charity. Who dare criticise such a selfless and generous person? He is certainly not your average greedy footballer out to make as much money as he can, exhibit a, he does not keep his salary.

Brand Beckham is now your perfect brand ambassador and european companies will collectively pay many multiples of the foregone salary to jump on bandwagon beckham as a result. Kaching £€$.

Remember that global image rights are paid to the image holding company in an offshore account, should any be found taxable under french law then this can probably be offset by the charitable donation so don't even bother going after the soon to be cannonised one. Keep your greasy badly washed french paws off St David and do not dare to criticise him.