Football

Oh God don't tell me Captain Beano is back with another witty rapport to my pisshead comment?

Jose is football's Val Kilmer.

Porto = Real Genius
Chelsea = Iceman in Top Gun
Inter = Film stealing cameo in Heat
Real Madrid = The Saint

What about Top Secret!

Top Secret was his stint at Barcelona

(where he was working in pre-teen maternity at Macy's)

("Where did you get a name like Nick?"
"My father thought of it while shaving")

And The Doors?

I read the same article, I'd take him back in a moment...
#benitezout #mourinhoin

And The Doors?

Losing to Liverpool twice in the Champions League

#trollingJoeSlain

#tryharder

#meh

#trollingfail

#meh

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#trollingaroogah

I have that on some minor label.

West Brom

Just going into a meeting but |I have a spare for tonight's game Chelsea v Soputhampton. Free. PM me if you would like to join me. In case of multiple applications,. I will select. Please add number where I can contact you. Meet at ground about 7pm.

me me me me

would i get kicked out of my seat / the ground for applauding benitez ... like a naughty away fan who stands up and cheers when his team scores

Just going into a meeting but |I have a spare for tonight's game Chelsea v Soputhampton. Free. PM me if you would like to join me. In case of multiple applications,. I will select. Please add number where I can contact you. Meet at ground about 7pm.

Aha so that's why I had a missed call from you on the way to work :)

Off the back of the Mourinho post, the Anti Mourinho, will be in play next season and coming to manage in england looks like its high on his football bucket list.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jan/15/pep-guardiola-manage-premier-league

He'll be coming to Liverpool Corny. Him or Mourinho, either way it's a win-win

MikeC you've just got the wonderboy of british football management, now you want the wonderboys of continental football management as well.

So greedy..

hehe
I have come to finally accept that Liverpool are a mid-table team with Europa League aspirations at best. I can't imagine anyone truly world class coming to Anfield for a long, long time. If ever again

Please, CP, don't encourage him. We will just get some of the forlorn chaps from over there popping over here and causing us gief.

What I say will make no difference if his continual lfc bickering is anything to go by.. tongue in cheek comment at best given his form

Off the back of the Mourinho post, the Anti Mourinho, will be in play next season and coming to manage in england looks like its high on his football bucket list.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jan/15/pep-guardiola-manage-premier-league

Also want...

me me me me

dicki

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