Football

Yes, Arsenal's record of CL success is unparalleled.

#nobetterthanspurs

Wilshere's getting a lesson today. If he's the future of English football, we're fucked.

A 2-1 defeat at OT almost as good as a win in my book.
Arsenal are a complete shambles

Song of the Day:

"You're teeth are offside
You're teeth are offside
Oh Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside!"

Pains me to say it, but United fans have come up with some great songs in the last decade.

Luckily for you you don't have to give them credit, The Stoke fans were singing it on boxing day. Don't know if they were the first though..

I know some Stoke fans. Doubt they came up with that. They only know Delilah and 'My old man said be a Vale fan...'

I know some Stoke fans. Doubt they came up with that. They only know Delilah and 'My old man said be a Vale fan...'

I thought "Swing Low" was funny the first time.

Fucking hell. I think that would have been deemed a great tackle until five years ago.

Everton to Gerrard after it became common knowledge she was getting helmet from the local face

"What's that cummin over your bird...is it a gangster, is it a gangster?!"

Best though is Hibs fans to Hearts about then manager Graham Rix

"If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next..."

^ Requires Scottish accent.

Sturridge always gets those easy tap ins

and we need a player to get those...

We were dogshite in the first half, sturridge made quite a difference and showed good signs of gelling nicely, once he's fit (pisti you clownshoes) he'll be starting and then give defences a little more to think about.

ManU were better than us in everyway in the first half, lucky to still be in touch at the break

I did like Fowlers tweet about the mancs singing harshly about the Scouse when their striker is exactly that

No prizes for guessing which balloon said this today:

""There was 21 points difference before this game but it wasn't 21 points in terms of quality, it was 21 points in terms of the depth of the squad. So if we are going to be able to compete we need depth in our club that is going to enable us to compete on a consistent basis."

WTF is he on about now???!

What infuriated me more than anything about Sturridge was his poor conversion rate whilst at Chelsea.

Suarez likewise, he needs three times as many chances than RvP.

#excuses

By Brenda

#excuses

By Brenda

"It's never easy when you have got young players that are making their debuts at Old Trafford and when you look at Manchester United's experience in their team - they have been there and been around a lot of them.

now who picks the team?

and the players who have never played at OT before. sterling and wisdom. thats it.

The fella talks complete and utter shite!

Deflection tactics.

It's truly unbelievable for a team to give a no show like that in the first half, wholly the managers fault of course. In the second half they start kicking the ball in the right direction and he's considered a genius. The sooner the press stop this Rodgers wank-fest the better.

When AVB was at Chelsea the press didn't get off his back and the bloke never got a fair chance (he didn't make it easy for himself) yet Rodgers has made plenty of errors and he's being hailed as the next fucking messiah of British football.

But Jaw, just look at all the tits in the media that are Kopites, hundreds of the cunts

How that tight trousered melt Redknapp gets a job on tele is beyond me. Souness can get fucked too

Still, Liverpool turned up after an hour and Brenda is proud of that

Redknapp is about as insightful on football as I am on the meaning of live (after a double speedball, of course).

How he keeps referring to the improvement of players since the beginning of the season is also beyond me. Last time I checked they we're still 8th, exactly the same spot they finished last year.

8th, and closer to relegation than the top 2...24pnts off Utd and STILL haven't beaten anyone in the top half of the table after 22 games

Progress is it?

Helmets the lot of 'em

Success to kopites is Utd not winning anything