Football

Danny Wellbeck has the touch Jimmy Savile would be proud of

His first touch there was ok.

Sturridge always gets those easy tap ins

Reuters reporting that Loic Remy is on his way to Newcastle...

Bomb* at The Emirates

*suspect package

Is 'Arry there - he loves a suspect package...

Bomb* at The Emirates

*suspect package

Probably a trophy.

Ooooooof!

I can hear loads of rozzers all over the gaff

Alright Danny dyer.

delay of game?

Danny Wellbeck has the touch Jimmy Savile would be proud of

Actually, you were right. What a sitter.

Song of the Day:

"You're teeth are offside
You're teeth are offside
Oh Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside!"

I can see all the plastic Manc's are lurking.

Ramaye's no plastic.

Epic save...

Song of the Day:

"You're teeth are offside
You're teeth are offside
Oh Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside!"

Pains me to say it, but United fans have come up with some great songs in the last decade.

My favourites were the ones they sung about Park:

Park, Park, wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country!
It could be worse, you could be Scouse,
Eating rats in your council house!

And:

He shoots,
He scores,
He eats labradors,
Ji Sung Park, Ji Sung Park...

Yeah - they've got some good City songs as well. And I say that as a City fan.

"Lee bums Bell, Bell bums Lee, together they bum Summerbee, with a nick nack paddywhack, give a dog a bone, why don't City fuck off home."

Simple, puerile and funny.

Arsenal getting their comeuppance for trying to charge £62. We'll bring a bomb and pull your pants down.

Arsenal getting their comeuppance for trying to charge £62. We'll bring a bomb and pull your pants down.

Yeah - the cheek of it.

9 quid more than you lot charged us. And we had to spend the day in fucking Manchester.

Well done Mike Dean you utter shitcunt.

I am so glad that they have the combined brilliance of Souness and Redknapp on to give their insights.

Where's Neville when you need him?

The Everton song about Tores while he was still at Liverpool was a belter.

"He's half a boy and half a girl
Tores, tores.
He's half a boy and half a girl
Tores, tores
He loves a cock, he wears a frock
He sells his arse on Albert Dock
Fernando Tores
Carrigher's bit on the side"

Yeah - the cheek of it.

9 quid more than you lot charged us. And we had to spend the day in fucking Manchester.

Shit game as well as I recall. At least you might have got to taste a decent pint.

This might have been a good contest had Dean pulled out a yellow but the only person you can really blame is Koscielny.

Thursday night footy coming your way.

I think you'll find your shitty club is the one who haven't worked out how to play in Europe.

But we'll get another crack next year unlike Arsenal.