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If I may hazard a guess at that one, Chelsea scored more goals?

Sorry, forgot chevrons.

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So Benitez only manages to squeeze past a lacklustre Everton. We should be beating sides like that with ease and gusto.

Sides like that? What, you mean our reserves?

Is this the Everton injury curse again?

Oh here we go...3pnts against fuckin QPR and the plastics pop up

still high from an hour ago.....

We've hit the woodwork 19 times so far this season

At this rate we're well on course for smashing Liverpools record of 33 in a season

Does this count for anything?

If I may hazard a guess at that one, Chelsea scored more goals?

Repped...

We've hit the woodwork 19 times so far this season

At this rate we're well on course for smashing Liverpools record of 33 in a season

Does this count for anything?

It might get you an excellent kit deal next season.

@OfficialLFC: ILLNESS: Boss Brendan Rodgers will miss today's game at QPR having been diagnosed with gonorrhoea.

@OfficialLFC: CORRECTION: The previous tweet should have said "diarrhoea". Apologies for any confusion.

Real tweets from the Official Liverpool twitter.

is Alex McLeish still forest boss?
Did everton win again?
Did Torres score?

Yes
No
No

Ta.

Real tweets from the Official Liverpool twitter.

not sure if foolish or pisstake.
nevertheless, lfc twitter is @lfc or @liverpoolfc

But it uses the word "official" and so it must be.

Whip round for a certain member to attend this?

While I have no doubt that Corney would benefit from such a course, surely it would involve him in actually watching football rather than just regurgitating Linekar's views.

Whip round for a certain member to attend this?

Two quid...

Well, West Ham had One Pound Fish Man do his shite song at halftime on Saturday, he might even get a game tomorrow

if he hadn't been deported by customs and immigration

nice to see the balance on merseyside back in synch

i might have to join the rafa out gang
he far to good for that bunch of blue tarts from the kings road

#rafaout# .......... of the champions league and running for the title

They're not in Kings Road.

#Liverpoolneverinitinthefirstplace

Did Brenda get his dose of gonorrhoea from Mrs Gerrard?

So the papers today are criticising Chelsea for not giving Lampard a new contract yet singing the praises of the man who has put the khybosh on a new contract by his constant put downs of Lampard.

Interestingly, Benitez' record at Chelsea is no better than Di Matteo's and he has won two fewer trophies. While RDM may not have beene the answer, TFSW certainly is not.

can we have him once rodgers runs out of favours at Liverpool

he's beginning to make your prima donnas on vast wages looks semi decent, three wins or is it more on the trot now

#rafaintoliverpoolasdirectorofootball#

Please take him. Mind you, I suspect that all of those clamouring for him to go a couple of years ago (the ones who actuually go to games) would not be so happy.

Clive, this is worse than your UEFA rants.