Football

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Far too close to Liverpool or Everton to support one of those teams but there is no excuse for the tractor boys.

Bank holiday football... I'm off to Chesterfield V York City tomorrow. Anyone not an armchair fan?

Christ, you a spirite or from the railway museum?

My dad grew up down in Ipswich, he saw them win the FA Cup and the UEFA Cup and his first date with my mum was as an away fan at Highbury. One of my first ever matches was at Portman Road and I've seen them play all around the North West.

Had a season ticket at Northwich Vics for years, played for their young 'uns and went to countless summer coaching schools taken by their former goalkeeping legend Dean Greygoose. Then they got taken over by cunts, sold Drillfield Road and have been run into the ground.

Also followed Tranmere, saw John Aldridge break the league goals record there and a memorable 4-3 win against a 'when they were good' Leeds in the Worthington Cup.

Chester City went bust, since their rebirth as fan-owned Chester FC I have been a supporter, and have seen them at Ebbsfleet and Bishops Stortford as well as going to all games when I'm at home.

Apart from tomorrow, I have blown off my plans to take my brother in law's tickets to United v Newcastle.

I actually like Union Berlin better than almost all of the teams above though. Am I the biggest plastic?

Christ, you a spirite or from the railway museum?

Clue's in the username

Vomit lad, nope, no idea. But if pushed I would guess at suburban Sheffield.

Plastics.

Don't start that fucking shit with me you fucking tent hoarder.

Cheer up. Did Santa get you a Derby shirt or something?

Worse.

Wolves.

What name, Sturridge or Bull?

Andy Mutch.

Has anyone here ever been to Derby? I have. It isn't anything to write home about.

Neither is Chesterfield.

And it's cold in Nottingham.

So, I received some Newcastle United lip salve for christmas. What is the most ridiculous piece of merchandise that your club is affiliated with?

fly, with respect, the NUFC Onesie is worse than any lipsalve.

The Chelsea Collection qv. (It was the 1980s but so Ken Bates.)

I almost forgot the Chelsea Sov rings. Another Bates' era special.

It can't be too long until there are Chelsea waiter suits.

So, I received some Newcastle United lip salve for christmas. What is the most ridiculous piece of merchandise that your club is affiliated with?

Howay the lads! Are you sure it's not a balm to protect exposed flabby nipples from the cold?

Ipswich sell a toaster which toasts ITFC into your bread. I bought a Union Berlin rubber duck for my girlfriend, but I think that's pretty common.

Could be... or a balm to protect the delicate shading on your NUFC stomach tattoo.

No United fans on the forum??

Sadly the AVFC stocking and suspender set was discontinued before I got a set for the missus.

Yes 'for the missus' etc...

Froze at the Daggers, so did our team, lost 3-0 to Sarfend, with our former player Gavin Tomlin scoring two and making the third. He never ran as fast as he did today when he was playing for us.

Looking forward to another Fergie rant after this.

Southend and grimsby won. Happy in laws.