Football

So January INS & OUTS

Everton:

INS- Lescott on loan, another Belgian midfielder, Casillas*

OUT- Heitinga

*tapsnose

Scott Sinclair on loan

Don't see the point in this. OK Mirrallas seems like he could be out for a while and very injury prone but we won't be able to afford Sinclair or his wages even if we do have first refusal

No one cares...

Proper football fans might

Pwoper football fans might

Calm down, Danny...

Sofa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

getting into this football thing now,
check these quotes out these lads are good
"I dont want Rooney to leave these shores but if he does, I think he'll go abroad." Ian Wright

"It was nice to hear Ray Wilkins speaking so articulate." Micky Quinn

Micky Quinn. Makes everyone think they could play the game.

Anyway.

Happy fucking holidays. You melts.

Quite... Merry Festivus, you whoppers... xxx

Merry Christmas, I hope the day brings a multitude of disappointments you weapons.

http://metro.co.uk/2012/12/24/angelina-jolie-and-brad-pitt-splash-hundreds-in-liverpool-club-shop-3328944/

I'm guessing Brad's dad is from Liverpool or something. Sounds legit.

Feliz Navidad, you saucy cunts...

The comments section

Not one cunt from Liverpool

Bon Nadal cuntbags!

well lets skip over the villa result
and move along to fulham
although we didn't win the passing nor the possesion we won the goal scoring ... yay

our goal scoreres are now coming out of the woodwork

ONE GAME AGAINST SHIT OPPOSITION off the back of getting schooled by Vil[8-0]la?
Have you learned nothing? This is not the time to be gettin all moist.

Oh BTW Happy crimbo fuck flaps

Fuck flaps? Quite the charmer...

Going to Old Trafford tomorrow. The ultimate plastic's day out, I'm not even a fan and get a free ticket to hospitality. Come from closer to Manchester than a lot of people in the stadium though I bet.

I thought you were in Berlin. Very close to Manchester.

Not any more, back in London now. But I'm from Northwich, so I could legitimately claim any Liverpool or Manchester team as local.

So I chose Ipswich.

Makes sense.

Northwich Victoria shurely?

Not on this thread.

We have people from China and Wales supporting teams from the East Midlands.

Don't start that fucking shit with me you fucking tent hoarder.

Oooooh touchy little bugger. Time to pop outside and walk off your anger. Don't forget your water wings, it's up to a foot deep in places where you are.

Not any more, back in London now. But I'm from Northwich, so I could legitimately claim any Liverpool or Manchester team as local.

LIES

You should be supporting:

Crewe Alexandra
Chester City
Vauxhall Motors
Tranmere Rovers

Or

Stoke