Football

Sincerely hoping that Reading and QPR don't win another game.

Gravy should be served with meat. Always.

mmmm chips, gravy and a battered sausage.

Battered?
GTFO.

always battered, plain is just too healthy for me

Whatever, Chips with gravy is wrong.

It's not the flavour, I like my chips crispy, not some mushy mess. If I wanted that, I'd eat Lancashire Hotpot.

Chips may be eaten with:
Vinegar
Ketchup
Mayonaise (on the continent)
Cheese
Curry Ketchup (in Germany)
Bearnaise Sauce (in France)

nothing else.

My personal favourite is ketchup and mayonaise mixed together, as is popular in Germany, preferably with this premixed sauce, that comes in a tube toothpaste style:

fuck off, they're not even proper chips

do one with your plastic melt whopper fries.

So, a plastic Liverpool fan lectures us on the merits of football?
And now, a fucking German ex-pat tries to tell us how to eat chips?

Not content with trying to tell everyone how the economy should work, they're now sending EU rulez about potatoes and how to eat them?
Have you got an Irish granddad? Is that what lets you do this?

Get to fuck.

I'm not German.

Well not that much, anyway.

When it suits me.

After being caught out posting a picture of fries in a chip debate, you now change the image. Despicable behaviour.

Anyway, time we moved on from this, sausages, to batter or not to batter? That is the question.

No batter.
Next.

Scallops. Who's going to ask for them and hope it's seafood?

^^^Definitely battered.

so the English say battered and the Chinese fella prefers plain. Anymore?

I like chips. But the definition of 'sausage' at most chippies leaves a lot to be desired

Sincerely hoping that Reading and QPR don't win another game.

^ That

Chipshop Thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

^
Hasn't got one.
Germans. Boardman.

How are you meant to eat a sausage with your fingers it it's not in batter? We're not all savages.

With a fork, you fucking pleb.

If the sausage doesn't feel like it's slowly killing me as I eat it, then it's not good enough and doesn't deserve to raise my cholesterol.

Sounds like Liverpool.

If the sausage doesn't feel like it's slowly killing me as I eat it, then it's not good enough

Common complaint of Dori in Derby.

That's what they tell you anyway.

This interaction makes no sense.

Pluto pops, corn dogs, battered sausages are all fucking file and chips are made to be eaten with vinegar and ketchup and if you're feeling experimental you can have them with satay sauce.