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You missed two Torres goals, Mike... TWO!!!!

Yeah, but you notice he didn't celebrate either goal. The first one because it was handball and he was embarrassed about it, and the second 'cos he's a cunt and was embarrassed about it.

Good result though, shows that Benitez is the right man for the job. They should extend his contract.

^^Yep this
A double whammy last night. Chelsea record their highest ever win #benitezstays
Chelsea get knocked out at the group stage. An unparalleled achievement
Pep Guardiola heading to PSG

Libpool still 11th...
#lastlaugh

Libpool not coached by Rafa.

shakes fist

only 7 points behind now

oh and welcome to the thursday night club chelski

#properfootballpropercup#

Rafa gave Chelsea their best ever european result...

Not his fault they're out being the worst european champions ever

#rafain

Where's Cliveo?

the IRL trolling too much to take?

^this, where are you?

The fact is that Benitez did a great job last night.
Hopefully, when all facts are considered, this fact will stand him in good stead for a permanent role. Going forward.

And FACTS are the currency of this thread.
I see cliveo lurking. What's his take on last nights win. A conspiracy to keep Benny in the job post May?

I know that you're west ham and you're not used to the concept of a goal scoring striker, but they exist.

Ahah you made my day.

Joey Barton excels himself here, scouse/pseudo-frog crossover accent.

Surely Arsenal will be his next club.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/11/26/joey-barton-french-accent_n_2192081.html?utm_hp_ref=tw

Nope mate, he'll stay in Marseille and will have "l'accent marseillais".

The fact is that Benitez did a great job last night.
Hopefully, when all facts are considered, this fact will stand him in good stead for a permanent role. Going forward.

Yes. His team of expensively assembled millionaires must feel really proud of defeating a team that didn't exist more than 10 years ago.

The Doris who sits opposite me at work just left to go to White Hart Lane. I had no idea she supported spurs, she comes across as quite normal. Shows that you can never tell these days.

Been in Norwich all day, just got back to civilisation

Load of Spurs got on @ Chelmsford

#plastics

Not plastic if they are going to the game and their dad's supported Spurs and possibly even lived nearby (before the white flight).

Yes. His team of expensively assembled millionaires must feel really proud of defeating a team that didn't exist more than 10 years ago.

But they couldn't have done it without his tactical materplan which he would have developed using FACTs.

Not plastic if they are going to the game and their dad's supported Spurs and possibly even lived nearby (before the white flight).

Don't let conjecture get in the way of a good witch hunt

two free spurs tickets going at work today. I'm a fan but cannae be bothered.. that's plastic. not being from Chelmsford is essex

Ou est Clive?

As Joey might say.

two free spurs tickets going at work today. I'm a fan but cannae be bothered.. that's plastic. not being from Chelmsford is essex

Why be bothered when tomorrow you'll get corni's precise breakdown of the game having watched the highlights?

This might get him out of hiding

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20631964

3 match ban for Mikel and 60k fine

Racist