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Who's there now? I'm gonna sneak out of my office away from the fuckwits.

Heading down in a sec should be there for about quarter to seven...

Ps dicki did you mean Alex inglethorpe left for spurs because that paragraph doesnt make much sense if he stayed..

Hope you are all having a great night.
Welcome to ITV 4 Chelsea. Spring has come early this year :-)

Good turnout of plastics tonight, well in

So does this technically mean that Celtic are better than Chelsea?

Stuart Hall arrested for sexual abuse

Couldn't happen to a nicer nonce!

#mancitycunt

He's not the guy with the cool voice that comentates on 5 live is he?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2t5WP1uYAI

So does this technically mean that Celtic are better than Chelsea?

According to the book of Cliveo. Yes

Good turnout of plastics tonight, well in

^this

Big shout to Joe-say for getting it organised.

You're all still cunts.

#rafaout

They know what they are. Europa League contenders. They know what they are.

That's for anyone who's seen Chelsea play or heard them 'sing' this season

Nice to put some cunty faces to names finally. Good turnout too. Pisti is slimmer than I thought. Prole is younger than I thought. Damo is a bedwetter. Furious tiles is a happy hammer and west brom fans are a myth.

Big up to MG for turning up late and NOT quoting last weeks discussion and MG for not using any Guardian sports anecdotes too.

Two Torres goals... TWO!!!!
#rafaout

My 21month old lad is showing some promise, got some lovely clips...about 6 weeks after he was walking

#toutinghimalready

Here we go, Sonny Pike all over again...

Having read last nights text conversation with Clive in the cold light of day, I have come to realise that I may owe him an apology.

I say may, below is the conversation and to put it in a little context he was at the game not with us in the pub. We are in the second half and Torres has just scored his second (this time without the help of his arm).

Me

nice equalizer from Shaktar

20 mins later

Juve keeper sent off. peno

Festus turned up just in time to see Shaktar take the lead.

Clive

Can't get the score here. Is it 2-1?

Cunt

Total cunt

Then you blamed me, you cunty cunt... x

True, that was wrong, especially when it was all Jaw's idea in the first place.

You made Clive swear?

You're all very bad.

Clive NEVER swears online.

Mrs Clive said he does.

did you all behave nicely last night .... no fisticuffs ?

It was like a giant ball of plastic love.

Or maybe it was just Pisti, like a yellow ball of plastic.

Did he have a special coat on?
Again.

Pisti's jacket, pictured earlier yesterday...

I watched that horrific BBC documentary on cycling last instead. Even more wankers there than on here (myself included). Whoever had the luck to avoid it, do yourself a favour, do not go to BBC iplayer