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I was paraphrasing Pisti.

Never a wise choice.

Lescott back to Everton in Jan

#tapsnose

Never a wise choice.

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Lescott back to Everton in Jan

#tapsforehead

Ftfy.

Easier target.

What time is this piss-up happening on Wednesday?

I've had something else come up, but I might pop in for a pint or two.

I'll be there 6.15 I'd reckon, couple of early beers and then when everyone else turns up we can harp on about those nice pints we had and next round will be out round etc

Cool, well i might be in for an early one.

Nope, I find the ones who like to point out how irritating others are to be the most irritating.

Hold on, by telling you this I am irritating myself. bollocks

"Keks""???? Strides is the correct term.

Strides, you antiquarian old fugger.

I shat me strides just sounds wrong.

I seem to have misplaced my copy of this:

Hope I can understand and hold a conversation with some of the LFC fans on Wednesday without it.

Fingers crossed.

Don't worry about holding a conversation, just keep an eye on your wallet, they can't help themselves you know, it's hereditary.

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And make sure you've shaved that fuckin 'tache off, you look a cunt

What time is this piss-up happening on Wednesday?

I've had something else come up, but I might pop in for a pint or two.

I'll be there 6.15 I'd reckon, couple of early beers and then when everyone else turns up we can harp on about those nice pints we had and next round will be out round etc

Cool, well i might be in for an early one.

I'll be there about 8 then

Anyone else noticed how the saddest and most irratating people on the planet are those who spend most time on the net telling other people how rich / clever / important* they are?

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Clive, to my knowledge, is two of those.

*delete as appropriate

Sad?
Irritating?

I'll be there about 8 then

Wish I could be there but have the kids on Wednesdays. My daughter trains with her school football team and the boys play in Brixton, so I shall be with you in spirit. Must catch up another time...

Yeah, been a while

Maybe next season once Leicester have been promoted?

Unless Derby pip us...

Lol.

I was actually looking forward to meeting you Markyboy. I think we got off on the wrong foot.

Leicester don't need our help to fail at promotion.

How about pushing the date back to Thursday? My function I was attending on Thurs has been rescheduled

I'm out Thursday. Don't rearrange on my account*

*Not that you would...

Hot date?

I was actually looking forward to meeting you Markyboy.

Rarely heard

Hot date?

She's hot whether or not we're on a date

Midweek yentz is always good. Don't forget the splash of Hai Karate

Prefer a splash of Brut