Football

Possibly from our yentzing celebrity experts.

He's more of a keys into the bowl kind of guy.

I'd throw Richard Keys into a bowl. A bowl of fuckoffoutofhere.

Or were you saying our YCEs are keys in the bowls guys?

not a chance... he'll go to Athletico swapping with Falaco. That's where the smart money would go

I know, I was just pulling your pisser

Suarez to Juve I reckon

Paddy Power have stopped taking bets on Gordan Strachan being the next Chelsea manager

Probably because they'll get in trouble for taking money from idiots.

Steve Kean just spotted walking into Foxtons on Fulham Rd

*justsayin

Di Canio just handed in his resignation @ Swindon

*jumpedintofiatpuntoandshootsoffdownm4

I love this annual game of Chelsea manager. Mattell should make a board game of it

Mancini could fancy a move to the capital?

one name being overlooked by all you shortsighted football fans ..... Kenny "King Kenny " Dalglish

I know, I was just pulling your pisser

Suarez to Juve I reckon

umm i think we all saw last night juve have plenty upfront
no need for suarez

Yes, because any defence containing Cahill and Luiz is a good measure of striking quality.

one name being overlooked by all you shortsighted football fans ..... Kenny "King Kenny " Dalglish

Would he be suitable? I think their deal with Samsung has got quite a long time to go hasn't it?

They are looking to build a new stadium though.

Avram Grant nailed on

Surprised no one has mentioned George Graham yet. Chelsea legend with managerial experience.

Or Graham Rix.

Or Graham Rix.

Someone did. Anyway he is Arsenal through and through.

Don Fabio?

Bielsa?

On a serious note I reckon:

(in this order)

A Grant
R Benitez
H Redknapp
P Guardiola
T Adams
T Pulis
G Mabbutt

Sam. Imagine Sam.

They need another former player in charge, because that always works out.

Zola, working wonders at Watford with the Udinese development team.