Football

In a building that looks like a cross between a Batman cowl and the Gherkin, in DIFC.

Falconry? Having bicycles in London was bad enough - where the fuck do I store a falcon?

What's the cycling scene like there? Can you get arrested for it?

http://www.dubairoadsters.com/

Looks like a serious version of TNRC.

That looks great. I love the fact you could wear that sort of stuff all year long. Cycling through the desert FTW!

Not really looking forward to the early starts, but it beats nipping out for a fifty-miler in 35deg of sun.

Al Ahli are like the Man U of the UAE. I'd go with them (plastic). No-one would have questioned it.

By definition of who I support in the UK, I'm hardly likely to run with those cunts.

But I do have to stick to TEH RULEZ.

Or Al Wasi, who have 7 league titles, and feature the ex hammer Lucas Neill as their starting player.

I thought he was dead.

Not really looking forward to the early starts, but it beats nipping out for a fifty-miler in 35deg of sun.

I can recommend the Rapha Super lightweight jersey (available in three colours) and Rapha 50 spf Armscreens for middle eastern riding conditions. Available from your local online retailer.

#spam

In other news...

Scotland: McLeish or Strachan?

LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I would rather give up football.

Dogleash...

That Dubai kit is fucking gash. Who designed it? The LFGSS jersey designers?

It's run by a German guy.

And?

They're not exactly known for their taste.

Apart from Jil Sander. And she's female.

Racist.

You've got all that sun and culture out there and you're wasting your time posting on here?

I'm applying for jobs.

And I was being xenophobic.

What sort of jobs are you looking for? Clothes store manager stuff?
I am looking through CVs at the moment. It's fucking soul destroying

Not really. I've done my time of "being on the floor". The two positions I've applied for are in customer services. They seem to love English people in those roles in this country.

The packages are fucking magic.

Is "fuck off, you saucy cunt" considered good customer service in Dubai?

I'd get arrested for that.

I was sarcastic with a customs bloke on Monday evening, so he confiscated my passport whilst I went to get a refund on 48 bottles of lager.

I returned to find that he'd "gone for tea".

I waited half an hour for the fat cunt.

simples,

b&d is doing it for love
his doris is doing it as she reckons he is a dead cert to be locked up for a long time so she can finally be rid of him

I'd love to hear some offers from dubai to see what would tempt me.

£1k per day tax free for two weeks - I might do it.

If they wanted me to commit to a year I reckon £200k would be the absolute minimum I'd consider. Even £1m a year and I'd genuinely not say to myself 'fucking great' - I'd still have to think whether I wanted to put myself through a year of hell for a bit of cash.

I seriously do not see why anyone would put themselves though a year of no culture, ex-pat twats, mall-hell, dust, dirt, bigoted, corrupt government, risk of war kicking off in middle east, risk of getting locked up for farting, etc etc etc

What are you smoking? £200k?

Depending on where you are in the UK, the only culture you'll find is growing in the bathroom. Also, expat twats can be avoided - we live in a building with no Brits. Mall-hell is everywhere, as is dust and dirt. The UK is one of the most bigoted countries on earth and the Government there is an absolute fucking disgrace - which they demonstrate with alarming consistency. Steal something here and lose a limb. Steal something in the UK and go to a holiday camp for 3 months. There's more chance of a war in Somerset than there is here and people should be locked up for farting - it's disgusting.

simples,

b&d is doing it for love
his doris is doing it as she reckons he is a dead cert to be locked up for a long time so she can finally be rid of him

Part of this is true.

Cue meatloaf.......
And I would do anything for lLlllllllllllOoooooooovvvvve