Football

Give me £1.3 billion and I reckon I could do better than 1 point from 4 games.
They need Benitez

Ajax have got Poulsen and Ryan Babel too, megalolz

Oh dear. Is that where they were shipped off to

Shipped off to play Champions League football.

Champions League maybe but what is their shirt sponsorship like?

[The joke that keeps on giving]

Insured for life.

I've got a fiver on arsenal and Ajax to win, which would net me £150... Second halves are going to be a bit nail biting.

whoever makes aguero's boots must be bricking it. 3 slips in crucial situations by my reckoning.

Lol at Citeh.

That ref was bare jokes.

Has anyone seen the mighty Notts Forest? I can't see them above us in the league anymore.

Another cockless performance from Arsenal.

At least you weren't chasing a lead this time.

As a City fan, I quite enjoyed that as a game of football if not the result. But then I stopped taking football too seriously when we got bought by some Arabs and bought Robinho on a whim.

We've had plenty of decisions go our way this season so it's hard to get too upset about the offside or penalty calls. Not sure deserved the win after defending like such gaping vaginas.

Another famous euro night@citeh.

real value for moneh, eh?

Another famous euro night@citeh.

real value for moneh, eh?

For who? The fans or the owners?

both.

Not bad value for the fans. Four goals and plenty of cause to be indignant in that way that we enjoy.

I don't really think the owners give a rubbery toss about value for money.

We should buy that for him.

List:

1. John H - 5 pounds
   
2. Damo - 5 Pounds
   
3. b&d - 30 Dirhams
   

So, which is your local team?

Citeh?

There appear to be four:

Al Ahli Club
Dubai CSC
Hatta Club
Al Shabab Al Arabi Club

I'm just trying to work out which one I live closest to.

Went to a sports bar last night that shows English football, but it was actually a saffa rugby (spits) bar.

So, which is your local team?

Citeh?

United surely?
Be careful, you don't want to become a plastic

By very definition of TEH RULEZ I have to pick the closest local team to my place of residence.

Which is proving rather challenging, because this building is so new it doesn't really feature on any maps.

Congratulations West Ham fan from America (even if you are a bit plastic).

^This.

By very definition of TEH RULEZ I have to pick the closest local team to my place of residence.

Which is proving rather challenging, because this building is so new it doesn't really feature on any maps.

Where are you in Dubai? Forget football - falconry is the national sport.