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Pwoper...

What the Premier League needs in general is Dennis Wise.

...just a reference to more primitive creatures.
That's kind of the point though, isn't it?

It's a bit Victorian to think that we evolved in a progressive line. We evolved into spaces. So a Donkey is no less evolved than us.

Parasitic tapeworms are also at the pinnacle of evolution.

On which note, when is Pisti back?

Mike, dicki and insert Kopite whopper here earlier today...

That's kind of the point though, isn't it?

In that case, referring to me as a tree dwelling shrew like creature with which we shared a common ancestor some 50 million years ago, is also racist?

Some lunchtime reading for Pisti.
It's a little dull and dragging towards the end but I know you will like this
http://thekop.liverpoolfc.com/_Risk-Assessment/blog/6448095/173471.html

Also now we are back on the topic of Chelsea. How is Torres doing this season? I expect he is close to the top of the goal scoring table with Rape-boy and Suarez?

hey mike according to this website it seems like suarez has scored just less than twice as many goals as torres
and is currently the most prolific scorer in the top flight ?

http://stats.football365.co.uk/dom/ENG/PR/leadsc.html

i can't find any other webistes that would back this up so i'm sure their statistician has been smoking that pipe of yours !

crazy .. puts forefinger to side of head and rotates it ... cuckoo !

Oh that is good to know. It was a genuine question too as I honestly had no idea. I follow Torres less than all the non-Liverpool fans (if there is such a thing) follow Suarez

I follow Torres less than all the non-Liverpool fans (if there is such a thing) follow Suarez

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012%E2%80%9313_Liverpool_F.C._season#Top_scorers

Wow. A player called Own Goals (never heard of him) is Liverpools second highest scorer this season.

Also, only 4 other LFC players have scored in the Prem this season and none of them have tallied more than one goal.

Lets hope he doesn't get banned for something stupid.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012%E2%80%9313_Liverpool_F.C._season#Top_scorers

Wow. A player called Own Goals (never heard of him) is Liverpools second highest scorer this season.

he's mates with that dutch guy Bus Stop ... i saw loads of fans had painted the london olympic time trial course with his name

Also, only 4 other LFC players have scored in the Prem this season and none of them have tallied more than one goal.

Lets hope he doesn't get banned for something stupid.

no chance, owen goals ( as i think his name is spelt ) is a model of how to behave on the pitch

Just seen this

fuckin hell

#stopfootball

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012%E2%80%9313_Liverpool_F.C._season#Top_scorers

Wow. A player called Own Goals (never heard of him) is Liverpools second highest scorer this season.

yes as discussed we're painfully short of strikers

he's 1 booking away from a suspension...

yesil ?
move sterling up front ?
stevie g striker extrordinaire ?

yes as discussed we're painfully short of strikers

he's 1 booking away from a suspension...

You would have thought someone who spends so much time being concerned with Liverpool would know we only have one striker worth their salt.

I wonder who we will buy in January. My guess is no one

Gerrard barely made it over the halfway line this weekend... hardly going to work as a striker.

Knackers yard >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

You would have thought someone who spends so much time being concerned with Liverpool would know we only have one striker worth their salt.

I wonder who we will buy in January. My guess is no one

What about that promising half wardrobe / half pony centaur at West Ham?

and was it me or did allen look a bit out of sorts on sunday
he was giving the ball away and passing very inaccurately for him ?

gerrard is definately slowing and loosing his shooting boots
his one touch passes and long balls still make most midfielders feel inadequate though

So basically he's just a shit version of Alonso now?
(without his ability to read the game and keep the ball)

I'm so sick of this shit in football, and I'm sick of football generally - so much money, corruption, doping etc etc... not to mention the idiots playing (and running) the game.

I'm not going to be putting any of my money into football (directly) in future - no going to matches, no shirts, no Sky. Illegal streams, MOTD and shop beers.

#dropintheocean

BTW I pretty much 100% agree with this post, Dan... Meant to say so the other day... Have some rep...