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All the best b&d . The only thing you'll miss is a proper pint glass.

this in from pisti
he texted me yesterday after the game

and i quote " ok yes i'll admit it now suarez is a world class striker and a rival to messi in the coming year "

thanks pisti ... it takes a man to admit to this kind of thing

he also said " liverpool were the best team in liverpool " now what with evertons slide in form over the last few games

thanks pisti ... but i think we all knew that already

Just make sure you don't indulge in any gay sex on a beach whilst dressed as a woman, drinking whisky, with a spliff in our mouth. You should be ok

this in from pisti
he texted me yesterday after the game

and i quote " ok yes i'll admit it now suarez is a world class striker and a rival to messi in the coming year "

thanks pisti ... it takes a man to admit to this kind of thing

he also said " liverpool were the best team in liverpool " now what with evertons slide in form over the last few games

thanks pisti ... but i think we all knew that already

This is highly unlikely to have actually happened, but on planet dicki anything's possible.

Just make sure you don't indulge in any gay sex on a beach whilst dressed as a woman, drinking whisky, with a spliff in our mouth. You should be ok

All of this is highly unlikely to happen too. I'll also avoid the Lamborghini's too, Mike.

Or indeed 'hang out the back' of anything really

I'm meant to be moving out of London today into the middle of bum fuck nowhere but have been given a ticket to West Ham vs Man City that I cannot pass up.

COYI!

hey the welsh border are not the middle of bum fuck nowhere
where do you think all the UK's finest cyder comes from ?
and there's a michelin starred resteraunt in abergavenny
pop up to my mum and dads for afternoon tea in ross-on-wye some time

When I said Everton would get 1 point for their last 3 matches.. wasn't far wrong

unlike Chalfie

They'll not lose or draw any of those matches.

7 points
W
W
D

I'll go

W
L
D

Pourpol was closest

4 pts. D L W

hey the welsh border are not the middle of bum fuck nowhere Yes it is!
where do you think all the UK's finest cyder comes from ? Only cunts drink cider
and there's a michelin starred resteraunt in abergavenny Lost the star about 10 years ago ( it's called the Walnut Tree, it's less that a mile from my front door)
pop up to my mum and dads for afternoon tea in ross-on-wye some time As one door closes, another opens

I'll stop harping on about Rodgers after this -
Luis Suarez is Liverpool's 'Messi' says boss Rodgers

It's statements like that which make him look like the fool he is.

Chelsea are playing Shaktar, Liverpool, WBA, Juventus, Man City and Fulham this month.

It's not going to be easy.

He's saying he's our star player and we need him... it's relative, he's clearly not saying he's as good as messi...

Jonjo should have scored yesterday, missed opportunity that, especially after them having a man sent off. Balls

He's inviting comparisons with statements like that isn't he?

Why not say: Suarez is integral to our plans, he's not an out and out striker but I think he's better as a false nine when he drifts in and out of space between the lines blah blah blah...

jonjo should have scored three

little fucking trophyless mikey owen supporting collocini saying

"Not having that at all. [Coloccini] didn't touch him and to say there was intent is laughable. Let me tell you, he kicks a moving ball a thousand times a day and doesn't miss it once. If he wanted to connect with a standing leg then he wouldn't have missed. He pulls out at the last minute and doesn't touch him. Not having that's a red at all."

stick to sitting on the bench little mickey
thats where you belong these days

wonder if he has lost contact with the rules after not having played for 4 years ... he's probably a bit rusty on what constitutes a foul these days

Are people really saying that foul was not a red card?
I despair I really, really do.
Worst challenge on a player so fart this season FACT!

little fucking trophyless mikey owen supporting collocini saying

"Not having that at all. [Coloccini] didn't touch him and to say there was intent is laughable. Let me tell you, he kicks a moving ball a thousand times a day and doesn't miss it once. If he wanted to connect with a standing leg then he wouldn't have missed. He pulls out at the last minute and doesn't touch him. Not having that's a red at all."

stick to sitting on the bench little mickey
thats where you belong these days

wonder if he has lost contact with the rules after not having played for 4 years ... he's probably a bit rusty on what constitutes a foul these days

Seeing as he can't get out of bed without pulling a hamstring or whatever, I imagine he is well acquainted with being injured through minimal contact

Are people really saying that foul was not a red card?
I despair I really, really do.
Worst challenge on a player so fart this season FACT!

hehehe

Just seen this

**So it's been reported by 2 very senior football pundits that this how the story goes:

Footballer remonstrated with referee.

Referee listens then says "I don't give a monkey's"!

Footballer claims 'inappropriate & racist language'

Unbelievable

One of the pundits said this yesterday and added that the Chelsea squad has a real problem now cos its split down the middle.

--
Some of the squad apparently think its ridiculous,understand the slang term involved ad Dont want the publicity.The other half are hellbent on bringing Clattenburg to book and have started believing their own rhetoric.

**

roman no-understandovich

although to be fair he's probably keeping this at arms length
doesn't want his reputation to be affected by all this nonsense

Well, to be fair.
It's all them forrens faults not understanding our vernacular.

They kicked Joey Cole out of a Chelsea place, and Frank's not playing regulalry.

Fucking English premier league, am irght???

At the end of the day this proves what we all know.
Chelsea. The team, the owners, the board are all a bunch of monkies/donkies/bell-ends/classless cunts. Replace at will.
You just could not make this up
Chelsea stylish since 1992>>>>>>>>>>>>

Racist.

When I use monkeys I use it in the same way Lewis Hamilton did when he referred to
'The Monkeys at the back of the track getting in (his) way'.......
No racism intended whatsoever, just a reference to more primitive creatures. Monkeys, donkeys, rats. It's all the same. Chelsea are cunts whichever way you look at it

and, if the bit upthread is right, you can see why someone not familiar with phraseology in England might get upset.

What Chelsea need is Dennis wise to teach those new to England the meaning of proper English.