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dock his pocket money till he takes a life time pledge or gets a QPHaha tattoo

I will take that on board as a potential option in the struggle ahead :D

Surely if he wants to go to the football, or get a replica shirt, or get pocket money, or not be grounded until he is 18, or get birthday / christmas presents his choice is easy?

Yeah I suppose, I am trying to be persuasive as opposed to inflexible...if you catch my drift.

Oh you mean you don't want to bribe him, you want to be a little more subtle. If so I recommend...

I lol'ed.

or negotiating new dealski ?

I saw him walking round Albert Dock once. He dresses like a student.

Though it might actually have been his brother

I saw Fellaini give a £50 note to a homeless fella outside Bond Street station last year.

If he has that sort of attitude, no wonder the skag business is booming in and around the Liverpool area.

Oh you mean you don't want to bribe him, you want to be a little more subtle. If so I recommend...

Did they have Rollapalooza in medieval times?

Ramaye's homemade rollers.

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I see Cisse scored at the weekend.

No don't be stupid! That is the world's biggest spliff rolling machine - I was suggesting that Cataduanes should get his kid so stoned he ends up thinking that becoming a QPR fan is a good idea.

Shit man that bitch of a contraption could be made to roll huge spliffs!

Oh shit, Raheem Stirling has been called into the England squad.

It's like Owen all over again...

Interesting article on comparing players "success" and profitability in different age ranges, applied to Liverpool

http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/latest-news/tomkins-age-of-transfer-success

lucky stoke ^^

Oh shit, Raheem Stirling has been called into the England squad.

It's like Owen all over again...

dont get confused. owen was proven class. sterling has had one mediocre game where ex liverpool pundits got excited because he tracked back a couple of times. 10 quid says he is just another downing

10 quid says he's the new messi

ooops sorry that was the bank manager on the phone telling me to calm down

£1.79 he's the new messi !

Marouane Fellaini set to escape Everton punishment over comments

Translated to
Everton do everything possible to hang on to one of their best players

Suppose that's why Carlton Cole will stay at West Ham forever.

Another shit day for the Liverpool football thread.

Is everyone using the international break for yentzing or something?

It's dead here since I flounced

I might come back, I'm not sure. I am using the time to get some work done and interact with my family in a positive manner.

you don't wanna be doing that mike
get back in here
your rants are sorely missed

You're taking them to Liverpool?