Football

so you keep saying

Andy Carroll off to WHAM on loan with a view to £17m transfer if they stay up. Wonder how that fits into Tenderloin's worst buy ever formula.

Oh Jesus.

Newcastle?

The fact that someone is and never was worth £35m to a team trying to get in the CL has nothing whatsoever to do with whether he is a good loan at £2m for a team trying to re-establish themselves in the PL.

If £2m is the fee for the loan, what percentage of the wages do West Ham pay (0%, 50%, 100%)? Makes a big difference. Is the £17m transfer fee after 1 year if West Ham stay up an option or set in stone?

Prediction - no deal - Carroll does not want to go anywhere but home.

Indeed, and given his 'refuelling habits' London probably ain't the ideal place.

can liverpool force him to go ?
he's plainly said he doesn't want to play for west ham
imagine a grumpy and shit andy carroll rather than just a shit one

although the anger might fire him up a bit ..... think the hulk

God knows what Liverpool are doing over Carroll.
Some of their dealings in the transfer market are bordering on the insane

well they are just trying to sell him, nothing unusual about that
unfortunately he only wants to go home for his tea and see his mam

thats where the problems start
or are they using west ham to force newcastles hand

I hope he goes to West Ham. He could help them stay up and I would much prefer West Ham to stay up than many other sides. He would also find that East London and Essex women don't take kindly to domestic violence and it may educate the unpleasant twerp.

most essex girls would have him cowering in a corner and wimpering to himself after a sexual experience / yentz

well thats my experience of [hearing about ]sex with essex girls

ferocious creatures

Careful.

i though yours was a classy spaniard with ticka tacka knowhow

surely some of the brasses you've yentzed have been ferocious essex slappers though ? who've left you sobbing

Hang on, hang on - she is.

I've never knowingly yentzed a brass.

The only reason they left me sobbing was because of the dazzling array of apparatus they attempted to insert in my exit-hole.

Man City >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

8 years on 90K a week

carrolls made for life
now if only he actually wanted to join west ham

spurs coming in with a bid according to papers too

That would hardly cover his lawyer's fees.

Good bit of business by everton buying Pienaar back for 1.5 mil more than you sold him for

Still a value for money signing as he did play really well at the end of the season for them

Ha! Paying £4.5m for a 30 year old midfielder is a lot, no? Looks like shifting Arteta has cost Everton quite a bit. I'm sure Pisti will disagree.

Pienaar did well in the 2nd half of the season but it's quite desperate if you ask me.

If Arsenal get anything more than £12m for van Persie I'd consider it extremely good business for them. A player who can hardly stay fit, doesn't want to extend his contract and who's had one really good season and some really mediocre ones previously. He's 29? and has got perhaps another 2 seasons left in him like last season and to pay £20m for that you'd have to be a few cans short of a six pack.

Or be Man City.

http://www.bootifulgame.com/portfolio/january-transfer-window-horseshit/

Just leaving this here. You know. In case. It might be relevant or something.

messi to liverpool in january then ? allegedly

You've got more chance of signing Lionel Ritchie!

he'd be a poacher of the highest order with that chin
like linekar and his right big toe

James Collins >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> West Ham.

LOLS.

1 more donkey defender out.