Football

Begrudging congratulations to Southampton on promotion to the Prem, fantastic acheivement for them. That's two sides in two years achieving successive promotions to the League Where Football Was Invented.

Forum trip to Dortmund next season? I just listened to World Football, and the stadium sounds amazing.

You bollocks.

It's just ALOLdyce, he's far too good for the club. Should be managing a Top 4 team, you know. If he'd been Real manager, they'd be in the final now.

Despite the calendar not allowing it yet?

i dont fucking believe this... back to reality!

Picked the right game to watch. Come on Wigan!

Despite the calendar not allowing it yet?

http://m.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/sep/17/blackburn-sam-allardyce-inter-real?cat=football&type=article

West Ham must be truly bad if even the best manager on the planet can't get them into the Prem

Here we go.

And for the record, I never said he was the best manager on the planet.

No, but he did, that's why I dislike him so much. That and his revolting brand of hoofball. How do you fancy your chances in the playoffs?

I have to remain optimistic.

Everton v Fulham LIVE!

http://www.firstrowsports.eu/watch/121431/2/watch-everton-fc-vs-fulham-fc.html

starting to get ridiculous. i don't know why the fuck pardew is playing 3 at the back! we have just let 3 fucking goals in having not let a single goal in all april, why change it??

No, but he did, that's why I dislike him so much. That and his revolting brand of hoofball. How do you fancy your chances in the playoffs?

He's so good he could manage Barcelona or Real Madrid!

The balloonheaded cunt *actually *said that!

starting to get ridiculous. i don't know why the fuck pardew is playing 3 at the back! we have just let 3 fucking goals in having not let a single goal in all april, why change it??

Cos Pardew's shit

I have to remain optimistic.

If it makes you feel any less victimised, I hate Cardiff too.

Everton 3-0 at the mo...Jelavic 2....

This man is fuckin' ace!

Fulham are absolute shite, shame they're not down the bottom and we're not sending them down. Shit club, shit ground, shit fans, shit football

Cos Pardew's shit

Jealous.

Jealous.

Errr, yeah

James McWhicheveroneitwas should really have been off then, looks like Wigan are having some luck as well

Another mediocre season! Moyes is THE man!

Wigan 4 now!

Moyes is the very definition of mediocrity.

Dear God, a Newcastle fan and a West Ham fan slating Everton and their manager!?

puts cock in vice

I'd swap being hammered away from home by wigan for a european place any day of the week. You will have to admit Pisti, neither will happen to everton for a good long while; hence the tag of mediocrity. I know which team i'd rather support and despite being relegated, at least its been exciting. insert loads of roller coaster analogies here.