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If you want to talk about collaborationist Catalans, Juan Samaranch is your man. Deserted from the Republicans to the Falange, changed his name from Joan to Juan under Franco, and then back to Joan after democracy was restored. A true Fifth Columnist.

This is how I read all your posts clive.

It's how I read all the posts in this thread.

That's cause they get down to london for the away games more... Everton tiny away allocation causing loads of queues having to get paper tickets on Saturday morning. FACT

Don't be a nipple, we both play in The Prem so both visit the same amount of London clubs

Of course Everton fans were using paper tickets/one day travel cards, they're all from Liverpool whereas most the Liverpool fans as mentioned we're all using Oyster cards cos they're all from London, Essex, Surrey and Middlesex

I was still boozing in the pubs around Wembley at 7pm, all still packed with Evertonians, anyone would've thought we had won the match!

Only saw about 10 Kopites come 7pm cos they all had to fuck off back to Gatwick for flights to Dublin & Oslo

On any given home game, Anfield has 32% Norwegians

FACT!

Norway mate, I don't believe that.

Bill Kenwright back in Corrie better actor than a chairman.

Blimey, Betty's dead.

Suppose that means another minute's silence. Wonder how the Barca fans will react to that.

I think there's a minutes silence for the cancelled trains on FA Cup final day too.

well fancy that wigan

2!

0-2 now.

Bugger

Don't be a nipple, we both play in The Prem so both visit the same amount of London clubs

Of course Everton fans were using paper tickets/one day travel cards, they're all from Liverpool whereas most the Liverpool fans as mentioned we're all using Oyster cards cos they're all from London, Essex, Surrey and Middlesex

you yourself have been dismayed at the lack of allocation being taken by your club... therefore less supporters in london no?

Still going to be 3 points for the Arsenal.

you yourself have been dismayed at the lack of allocation being taken by your club... therefore less supporters in london no?

'Dismayed' is a bit of a milk

ONE game against QPR when Kenwright agreed 1,500 instead of 3,000. We would STILL have filled it, piss easy, we always do

Benayoun......the poor man's Nasri.
Nasri......the poor man's Benayoun.

Trapped in a useless cunts universe together. Sucking each others minute stub cocks forever in eternity.

Referee declares Chelsea winners of the Superbowl

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REFEREE Martin Atkinson has announced that Chelsea Rovers won their game in straight sets yesterday.

Chelsea will now play Duncan Goodhew in the final

Speaking from the front garden of somebody else's house and dressed as a Roman centurion, he said he was satisfied with his officiating during the FA Cup semi-final at the Crucible in Sheffield.

Atkinson said: "For Chelsea’s second basket, Cudicini was clearly lbw so I had no choice other than to award Spurs a ten-second time penalty and sin bin their cox for ten minutes.

"I spoke with both managers after the race and neither Alex Ferguson nor Alf Ramsey had any complaints. My report will be submitted to the FA just as soon as I can find the magical door at the back of my wardrobe."

Meanwhile, Chelsea will celebrate their victory by opening a lack-of-charm school for football fans hoping to brush up on the finer points of what the club have branded 'Twatiquette'.

Located in the grounds of their Cobham Arsehole Centre, students will be taught on the finer points of race relations, marriage vow loopholes and reasons for not keeping your fat, cretinous mouth shut for a single minute.

Tutor Wayne Hayes said: "We will be accepting students on scholarships from poor backgrounds if they show exceptional promise on being a godawful pile of fuck.

"But generally speaking our alumni will be potbellied Surrey taxi drivers who would be Daily Mail readers if they did not think reading 'made you some kind of poof'."

Adverts for the centre will soon appear in spray paint at locations across the globe, including Ground Zero, the Cenotaph and all newly-erected headstones in the UK over the next three months.

You've missed out on a few opportunities there Clive. You didn't mention the pickpockets that freely operate in the city nor have you mentioned that Barcelona isn't the only club in Catalunya as was done by the Espanyol fans earlier on this season.

Also, Stamford Bridge is still in SW6, not W6 unless you happen to know something that I don't.

Other than that, it's a nice read, as always.

That chat about Y fronts is the bleakness

ridiculous ref

Arsenal and Man u could have done with the Chelsea ref for their wigan fixtures

Sounds like Niall Quinn's gonna head down to the Wigan dressing room and put himself forward for a bukkake party after the game.

You've got to hand it to Wigan, shameful time-wasting and pitiful fanbase aside, they're a really admirable team. Looking at what they've got so far out of what looked like an impossible run-in, it's great what they've achieved and how they've gone about it. Makes you wonder why they can't find that sort of workrate and determination when their backs aren't against the wall.

Cynics or tinfoil hatters might suggest the betting company that sponsors them is encouraging them to continuously avoid relegation in ever more far-fetched ways to get money off everyone who writes them off halfway through the season.

What a bunch of utter fucking cutns