Football

yeah

I had it once before going to the cinema. I missed half the film as I was on the toilet. it wasn't good

Predos for the last English team in Europe.

Chelsea FC - Barcelona 2 - 2

Fact is that Barcelona will score but the way they've been playing I can see Chelsea score from a setpiece.

I'm alright on the chilli, but their garlic is like edible dyno-rod.

I have never been to Nandos and the image of Mike crouching in a cinema khazi will forever deter me.

i'll fill you in jonny

liverpool played better than everton and they won

cheers dicki, much appreciated

Just for Corny

http://www.chelseasupportersgroup.net/2012/04/driver-on-the-wings-weather-for-chelsea-v-barcelona/

I have never been to Nandos and the image of Mike crouching in a cinema khazi will forever deter me.

You don't strike me as a Nando's sort of chap.

More Subway.

Never done Subway either. Pret is as low as I will stoop.

You've missed out on a few opportunities there Clive. You didn't mention the pickpockets that freely operate in the city nor have you mentioned that Barcelona isn't the only club in Catalunya as was done by the Espanyol fans earlier on this season.

Also, Stamford Bridge is still in SW6, not W6 unless you happen to know something that I don't.

Other than that, it's a nice read, as always.

internectine whut ?
red pants clive you know its the way forward RED PANTS

I witnessed two friends each get pick-pocketed on the same night in Barcelona; one by a tranny

Jaw, the pickpockets and transsexual prostitutes are being saved for the away game.

Typing on an iPad and I missed the "S".

Clive, with regards to those Franco years, Real Madrid won the league about 18 times during the Franco years, Altletico won it another 4 years. Hardly a successful era for Barcelona now was it?

Camp Nou was the only place were people could openly speak in Catalan.

Franco was solely responsible when Real Madrid signed Di Stefano. Franco also ordered the bombing of Guernica, this alone is enough reason to despise that team and their followers.

Jaw, the pickpockets and transsexual prostitutes are being saved for the away game.

Typing on an iPad and I missed the "S".

Ha!

Is this thread your source of inspiration these days?

Clive, with regards to those Franco years, Real Madrid won the league about 18 times during the Franco years, Altletico won it another 4 years. Hardly a successful era for Barcelona now was it?

Camp Nou was the only place were people could openly speak in Catalan.

Franco was solely responsible when Real Madrid signed Di Stefano. Franco also ordered the bombing of Guernica, this alone is enough reason to despise that team and their followers.

Believe me there are hundreds of thousands of reasons to hate Real Madrid.

I was hardly going to put nice stuff in about Barcelona. I will save that for the pre final report ; o)

Ha!

Is this thread your source of inspiration these days?

I try and write them in under 10 minutes and so any source of inspiration is welcome.

Just read that Messi and Ronaldo are on 41 goals apiece for this season in La Liga - a record. I thought it was interesting.

Clive, with regards to those Franco years, Real Madrid won the league about 18 times during the Franco years, Altletico won it another 4 years. Hardly a successful era for Barcelona now was it?

Camp Nou was the only place were people could openly speak in Catalan.

Franco was solely responsible when Real Madrid signed Di Stefano. Franco also ordered the bombing of Guernica, this alone is enough reason to despise that team and their followers.

"Barcelona was the plaything of Francoist collaborators" - an accusation that is as insulting as the popular characterisation of the french as "cheese-eating surrender monkeys". Also an accusation that is easily made from an island that did not suffer occupation or a long & bitter civil war during the 20th century*. By this standard, almost anyone who carried on any sort of legal business during the Franco years is classified as a phalangist collaborator.

Bill. The intention of the article was to offend through the utilisation of apparent or perhaps actual ignorance and so I may have succeeded. Jolly good.

Bill. The intention of the article was to offend through the utilisation of apparent or perhaps actual ignorance and so I may have succeeded. Jolly good.

This is how I read all your posts clive.

So basically you've taken trolling to a whole new level, chapeau sir, chapeau.

Last paragraph is the mos important one I guess

Please Note: anyone who takes these articles seriously and without a sense of humour need not comment, failing that, I will post anything sent in of relevance to this article provided it isn’t too abusive, ‘Driver’ has pretty broad shoulders! – Ed

When are BRM, shocklee and fourteenwinters coming back?

Bill. The intention of the article was to offend through the utilisation of apparent or perhaps actual ignorance and so I may have succeeded. Jolly good.

Typical mealy-mouthed Home Counties nonsense.