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Hey it's Friday and it's a cup semi-final tomorrow. You have to be optimistic

So Libpool have now sacked Comoli, the club lawyer, doctor and now the GK coach?

They really are a joke of a club

The head doc was a purslow appointment and was reportedly to be gone last summer anyways

Laywer...suarez nuff said

GK coach again been on the cards for a while, couple of better candidates lined up

Comoli is more interesting but I'm guessing they think they can get someone better and now have time to do that before the transfer window opens.. Which makes sense.

I see no jokes

If the head doc was supposed to be gone last summer what on earth was he still doing there?

Also, I think the Suarez shenanigans were as a result of the apparent white supremacist PR team that you lot have at Anfield.

Who's coming in as GK coach - both Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder could do better than recently tin-tacked comedian. Maybe Jerzy Dudek... or Bruce Grabagrand!

Comolli will be far tougher to replace than you reckon.

Probably more peoples opinions on the medical staff, hearsay etc

GK coach two names have been mentioned, one worked their before don't know the other, both spanish names I think.

Suarez case was not defended at all via the lawyers you'd have at least expected an intern to pick holes in the inconsistency of the stories... Not getting into that clusterfuck again tho

Getting someone good in for Comoli's position will be tough, this is why they've given themselves time

Frank Arnesen is one of the best in the business, in my mind. But I think he's pretty happy at Hamburg (stealing Chelsea's youth prospects).

Cruyff to Liverpool ? Well he's probably lost a yard or two of pace, but he's still a better player than Charlie Adam or Jordan Henderson, a decent signing by Dalglish for once.

Cruyff to Liverpool ? Well he's probably lost a yard or two of pace, but he's still a better player than Charlie Adam or Jordan Henderson, a decent signing by Dalglish for once.

Molbyesque

Obnoxious twerp he may be, but one of the greatest players of all time, and almost certainly one of the greatest interview subjects of all time.

A few amongst many quotes:

**Before I make a mistake, I see it coming and then don’t make it.

**I can manage pretty well in all aspects of the game. Kicking the ball is the least important one.

And everyone's all-time favourite:

**Listen, if I wanted you to understand it all, I would have explained it better…

**Many more here

Cruijff is a bit of an enigma, nobody knows if he's for real or whether he's completely bonkers. One of my favourite ones is:
"Football is a simple game, you just have to score one more goal than your opponent"
or
"To play simple is the most difficult way to play"

in Dutch they call this Cruijffiaans.

one more that I liked when he was questioned by a journalist on his lack of speed: "You know what the problem is with you journalists, you tend to confuse speed with reading the game, when I anticipate my runs earlier it makes me look quicker.

So Libpool have now sacked Comoli, the club lawyer, doctor and now the GK coach?

They really are a joke of a club

Why?

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10 point bonus for anyone that gets it

The Cruyffisms are better than old "ze seagulls" Cantona...

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One of Cruyff's runs?

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10 point bonus for anyone that gets it

Component parts for the Umbro badge?

One of Cruyff's runs?

v close, 5 points

Cruyff turn?

Cruyff turn?

bingo.

first in a series of famous football moves in chevron form >>>>>>>>>

oh, and last in a series of famous football moves in chevron form >>>>>>>>>>

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(Ronaldo's stepovers)

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(Ronaldo sprints down the wing, gets a light tap on the ankle and performs triple barrel roll with pike and half twist)

If the head doc was supposed to be gone last summer what on earth was he still doing there?

Also, I think the Suarez shenanigans were as a result of the apparent white supremacist PR team that you lot have at Anfield.

Who's coming in as GK coach - both Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder could do better than recently tin-tacked comedian. Maybe Jerzy Dudek... or Bruce Grabagrand!

A true laugh riot^ though, I do prefer your mother in-law material.

A big concern for LFC has been the loss of our goal keeping coach that was one of Rafa's appointments just over a year ago....coincides with Reina's slump in form IMO. I can't understand why this hasn't been addressed.

It's been addressed by Liverpool not addressing it. Hasn't he been sent off and had his worst run of form in years?

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(Ronaldo's stepovers)

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(Ronaldo sprints down the wing, gets a light tap on the ankle and performs triple barrel roll with pike and half twist)

You forgot to include triple salchow as well as the legendary head back dive and roll into the area whilst clutching the face only previously perfected by Sir Jurgen of Tottingham.

he probably won't win the golden glove this year