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Yeah have to agree Marseille is a fucking filth pit full of cunts.
I had my rucksack stolen when inter railing down there. Lost everything I had except the clothes I was wearing.
Also saw these cunts robbing from a guy when he was sleeping at the station. I said something to one of them and he imitated he had a knife so I shut up.

Makes some part of London look like Beverley Hills

You went Interyentzing?

I did too. Hilarious. I spent a summer hanging out the back of Swedish girls and windsurfing.

What the fuck were you doing in Marseille, everyone (BB excepted) knows it's a shit hole and should be avoided at all costs.

Went twice
Once with two friends when I was nineteen
Once with my bird when I was twentyfour.
You can probably guess which was the better trip.

I was in Marseille waiting for a train to go to Spain I think it was after spending time on Cote Dazure

I avoided Marseille (obviously) because my old man had intimated to me that it was (like Liverpool) full to the brim with undesirables. I managed to make my way along part of the south coast.

The irony of it was I had my rucksack stolen from the luggage hold of a coach. I think if I remember, we were making our way from Nice to Carcassonne. The coach stopped in Marseille where most people got off, as did my luggage :(
I wasn't happy when we got to our destination, but I do remember there being some good beer there which helped ease the pain

I'm gonna lock the thread

That'll learn ya

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What the fuck were you doing in Marseille, everyone (BB excepted) knows it's a shit hole and should be avoided at all costs.

didn't want to get dragged in to all this but marseille is one of the best cities i have visited in europe

Presumably because you thought you'd got a nice rucksack out of it but there were some Liverpool pants in the laundry pocket?

1) Most crime-ridden city in France.
2) Port/Docks.
3) Terrible accent.

You really are asking for a kickin today

Apart from being landlocked and a mining town, bang on there B&D.

...and you

David Haye's back...

You went Interyentzing?

I did too. Hilarious. I spent a summer hanging out the back of Swedish girls and windsurfing.

Favourite past time of mine. I got raped for 3 days by a Swedish bird once AND she made me breakfast and tea

More like David Tua.

didn't want to get dragged in to all this but marseille is one of the best cities i have visited in europe

Yeah but you're from Banbury

marseille is one of the best cities i have visited in europe

So full of what I mean real life... I was there, in a mission..., 15 years ago. Fuck, what a time...

didn't want to get dragged in to all this but marseille is one of the best cities i have visited in europe

Has Bill hacked your account?

David Haye's black...

ftfy

David Haye's cack...

ftfm.

I went out with a French girl from Saint-Etienne. She always told people she was from Grenoble, where she went to university, so maybe it is the French version of Liverpool?

Oh hold on, on here it's the other way round isn't it? People claim to come from Liverpool having grown up in the small commuter towns of southern England.

What's that famous banner that Liverpool had in the '80(I think) European Cup Final...something about 'Frogs Legs' afetr they'd beaten St Etienne in the Semi

*guarenteed none of the Kopites on here will remember it

'We ate the Frogs Legs, made the Swiss roll and now we're Munching Gladbach'

That famous Scouse Humour again, eh?

One of the differences between Marseille & Liverpool is that there are still people actually working on the docks there.

Similarities are the comedy accents.

Marseille is the city of bouillabaisse, whereas Liverpool has the 'scouse'...