Football

TBF - scousers are genetically programmed to try and jib in, even if they've got fucking tickets.

Or mug each other for tickets.

So your offspring would be purple, right?

You've spent 150m and are nowhere near

grossly over-rated.

Or trample each other to death.

Or murder waiters.

uncool

There will still be plenty of those famous European Carling cup nights at Anfield.

Mate, while you have Mancini at the helm you'll not be winning a lot either. Just look at the champagne footie you've played yet you only managed 5pts gap from what everyone says is the worst Unt side in years.
Given the squeeky bum time coming you best leave the posnan well alone.

So your offspring would be purple, right?

Our offspring would be red.

Ronnie is a girl, right?

Mate, while you have Mancini at the helm you'll not be winning a lot either. Just look at the champagne footie you've played yet you only managed 5pts gap from what everyone says is the worst Unt side in years.
Given the squeeky bum time coming you best leave the posnan well alone.

Top of the league, scored most goals (yes, even more than Spurs), conceded fewest. Played United once and thrashed 'em. There's not much more we can do. Worst United side ? They're on for a record points haul. Problem is this is the worst league in years. Chelsea are rebuilding (they hope), Wenger has lost the plot, Liverpool are awful, fuck me Spurs are in 3rd and Aaron Lennon gets a game for them.

don't bottle it ronnie
you may end up winning less than us this season !* how embarassing would that be after the previos 1006 pages / 50,000+ posts about how crap liverpool are ! not all yours admittedly

presumeswe'llbeatcardiff * definatelynotagiven*

come on spurs

Anton Ferdinand has received a bullet in the post apparently

stay classy Chelsea fans

and some ralgex in his jockstrap

Anton Ferdinand has received a bullet in the post apparently

stay classy Chelsea fans

Had an Islington franking stamp on it

Probably a cab driver lost on his way back to Epsom

Well, at least Chelsea have promised to take action against the fans who were chanting racistishly on the train. Liverpool have offered them season tickets.

They've all been offered positions on the board subject to the successful handling of PR nightmares.

Strange, the train up is full of Liverpool fans. I guess they must have all been down to London for meetings, visting friends or something...

boo rooney for me john

Strange, the train up is full of Liverpool fans. I guess they must have all been down to London for meetings, visting friends or something...

How many A-Z's can you spot?

Strange, the train up is full of Liverpool fans. I guess they must have all been down to London for meetings, visting friends or something...

Ha! Classy reverse football troll.

They've all been to London to sign on again.

Reported

Alright, they all reported to London to sign on again.

Better?

What did the cockney say?

I don't know, I wasn't on the train.

Ha!

My god, the north looks cold and depressing.