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How did they do it?

Get yerself between to 'fuller-figured' fans with tickets, and follow the first one into the turnstile. Squeeze up in the seats, or stand all game.

Stewarrds outside the ground are very disorganised/uninterested.

There will be loads of Scousers trying to sneak in, wait for a couple of others to try and do it and then use them as a distraction to make your attempt, as Ronnie says loads of fans from both sides of Manchester sneaked in last year, apparently it was harder for the CL final but you don't need to show your ticket until the turnstiles when the FA are in charge.

Get yerself between to 'fuller-figured' fans with tickets, and follow the first one into the turnstile. Squeeze up in the seats, or stand all game.

Stewarrds outside the ground are very disorganised/uninterested.

Kind of like the underground then

There will be loads of Scousers trying to sneak in, wait for a couple of others to try and do it and then use them as a distraction to make your attempt, as Ronnie says loads of fans from both sides of Manchester sneaked in last year, apparently it was harder for the CL final but you don't need to show your ticket until the turnstiles when the FA are in charge.

TBF - scousers are genetically programmed to try and jib in, even if they've got fucking tickets.

lol
I see the beetroot faced piss head is expecting us to believe that carpet head is injured for tomorrows clash.
Oh please>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Anyway regardless of that I a, going 3-1 to the Scum

Plus loads of disgusting chanting about plane crashes and the like.

TBF - scousers are genetically programmed to try and jib in, even if they've got fucking tickets.

Or mug each other for tickets.

Plus loads of disgusting chanting about plane crashes and the like.

and some gentle racist gibes

Or mug each other for tickets.

Or trample each other to death.

Or murder waiters.

jealousy over our european campaigns will get you nowehere ronnie

you also forgot to mention the shoplifting of fila ellesse and la coste clothing in the 80's
when they'd come back with bags of swag

jealousy over our european campaigns will get you nowehere ronnie

you also forgot to mention the shoplifting of fila ellesse and la coste clothing in the 80's
when they'd come back with bags of swag

Wasn't that Chelsea fans ?

Or trample each other to death.

Or murder waiters.

Low blow

*plus the waiter never died

Wasn't that Chelsea fans ?

ha ha ha ha ha nice one

chelsea in europe

ha ha ha ha bonk ( that was me laughing my head off ) they only got in europe once they'd spent £250mn of abramo's money

plus chelsea fans are rich enough to buy the designer wear

^^ possibly not true

they might have been in before abramo but as the tabloids say never tlet the truth get in the way of a good story

ha ha ha ha ha nice one

chelsea in europe

ha ha ha ha bonk ( that was me laughing my head off ) they only got in europe once they'd spent £250mn of abramo's money

Won a European trophy prior to Liverpool IIRC.

You've spent 150m and are nowhere near

You've spent 150m and are nowhere near

We won a European trophy in 1970.

Was aimed at Liverpool/Dicki

ha ha ha ha ha nice one

chelsea in europe

ha ha ha ha bonk ( that was me laughing my head off ) they only got in europe once they'd spent £250mn of abramo's money

Zola won them the '98 UEFA cup winners cup no? Admittedly not champions league.

At least you're still in the Europa League, unlike Liverpool who failed to qualify for European football and are most likely to miss out next season as well.

There will still be plenty of those famous European Carling cup nights at Anfield.

Was aimed at Liverpool/Dicki

Carroll, Henderson and Downing are all players who would grace any top European side. Unfortunately they're currently at Liverpool, so you'll have to take my word for it.

You've spent £750m and are nowhere near

This is more correct for Manc Ronnie

There will still be plenty of those famous European Carling cup nights at Anfield.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.