Football

There is no way Arsenal will finish above Tottenham. Arsenal always start to fall apart around now, but usually manage to stay in the top four as they have a good start to seasons. I would not be surprised to see them finish below Liverpool as some of their players are absolute toilet

Just seen Joe Cole and his missus on new cavendish street.

popping in to see nhattattack probably and to pick up his new fixie

that or going to one of those clinics where they cure baldness

he looked like a scaffolder

Post 50,000 on this thread :)

Do I get a medal?

For the anfield trophy cabinet?

Posts #1 and #50,000, both perpetrated by plastic scousers... Nice symmetry there...

Want to put some money on that?

I would put money on chelsea coming 3rd. tottenham and arsenal can battle for 4th. who knows with that one

Do I get a medal?

You get a new cushion with Pisti's face on it for your sofa.

well in mike
lfc creating history once again

You get a punch bag with Pisti's face on it for your gym.

ftfy

That's all the history you'll be making for quite a while...

...but unfortunately not all the history they'll be talking about for a while.

ftfy

lol it would be funny to make a cat litter tray with someone's face on it

boy georges ?

john terry

Luis Suarez?

Who says Yanks know nothing about football??

Liverpool chairman Tom Werner explains why Liverpool spent £20m on Stewart "No league goals or assists" Downing.

*"I do have a funny story to tell you! When we first were talking about Stewart Downing, we looked on the internet to see what we could learn about him. And there was some footage of Stewart that maybe you can show our fans, where he is, from 30 yards away, kicking a football into five different trash cans and it's brilliant. *

*John (Henry) and I said, 'Oh my god, this player is brilliant, we've got figure out a way to make a deal with him.' We later found out of course that the footage was somewhat doctored but we were so excited about Downing joining Liverpool." *

^^ You couldn't make this shit up.
It's on the internet so it must be true >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

not only did we get him we got him for £20mn ... shows the power of their convictions ... now we just need a few decent scouts
well in tom and john

although he was villas player of the season last season

liverpool, where average footballers come to die

'Arry - 6 months of bird?

Highly unlikely.

Daily Fail's drawing of 'Arry looks hilarious