Football

daymo's a cunt

Sorry, that should have gone in the tags section

Squabbling midgets

^ so should that

hippy to appear in this thread in 3, 2, 1.

Why? He thinks that footy is played by wife-beater/mullet sporting thugs with a rugby ball.

He has no business here amongst these discussions of the beautiful game.

He'll be in like a shot if there is some midget action.

Midget eleven:

Jody Morris
Deco
Maradona
Messi...

Well, four for a possible midget eleven.

John Spencer.

Listen here fathead!: Are you really suggesting that you shouldn't be allowed defend your title?

abso-fucking-lutely, you plank*, it's not a fucking boxing belt, it's a seasonal competition.

*amidoingitrite?

Spastic's a bit harsh.

he called me fathead!

okay, i'll change it.

1 sec

Less insulting would be to call him Portuguese.

is that better?

Pillow biter?

MG would respect you more if you didn't pull your punches.

I don't need respect from a Liverpool fan!

Midget eleven:

Jody Morris
Deco
Maradona
Messi...

Well, four for a possible midget eleven.

Adrian 'inchy' Heath
Lou Macari
Andy Richie
Pat Nevin
Anders Limpar
Andy Johnson
Tony Hibbert
Leon Osman
Hugo Sanchez

Nobby Solano
Michael Owen

arse shaven

Who's in goal, Shay Given?

And the manager?

Aidy Boothroyd?

strachan

Manager has to be Strachan, Shirley?

Fuck me, that's a team who've got "horizontally challenged" written all over them.