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@tenderloin he had his back to it. He saw the altercation and took advise from the lines men.

I'm bored of Barton. I think he's a good footballer but this whole vigilante act is a pain in the arse. I think he needs to step away from the blackberry and go have a nice walk.

He is now trying to start fights in an empty room, literally. He took a pop at the guys on Sunday Supplement this morning. WAC

Steve McClaren 'We wouldn't have scored a goal if we had played until tomorrow'

Not sure if Ishmael Miller is the answer we created nothing yesterday not a single shot on target.

Definitely not a good start to his reign.

Defensively frail, clueless defending set-pieces, no invention and no leadership. Seems to have undone all the positives from last season so far, but its little suprise we're unprepared for the season after the manager had to miss some of the pre-season tour and we still managed to spectacularly fail in signing players in time to have a chance to work with them.

Ed milliband is peering in the window of the pub to check the score. Shawcross is back to his usual crap playing style

I wish Wilkins would "do one".

Lovely to see Dimmo back at Chelsea...
beats chest, sheds tear

Definitely not a good start to his reign.

Defensively frail, clueless defending set-pieces, no invention and no leadership. Seems to have undone all the positives from last season so far, but its little suprise we're unprepared for the season after the manager had to miss some of the pre-season tour and we still managed to spectacularly fail in signing players in time to have a chance to work with them.

There are 44 games to go so no panic yet.

In fairness Billy should have been sacked after the last game of the play offs if we were not going to keep him, but I guess we were only alerted to McClaren being avaliable when he went for the Villa job and otherwise he might still be here.

My only moan at Forest is time and time again is we take too long to go about things, replacing the whole back room team weeks before the season starts means no-one knows any of our players strengths etc so you can see from the first three games we don't know what our best team/formation is.

Miller might turn out to be a great signing but him and Derbyshire won't make a jot of difference if we create the grand sum of nothing like we have against both Barnsley and Milwall.

Ray Wilkins, can a club please sign him, I can't abide listening to him!

And that Manc idiot pundit. Could someone tell him that Mourinho is Portugese and not Spanish. It's Jose not Hose.

I've had to endure 'José' as opposed to the correct 'Hosé' most of my life...
#annoying

You should have been born Portugese ;o)

Steve McClaren 'We wouldn't have scored a goal if we had played until tomorrow'

Not sure if Ishmael Miller is the answer we created nothing yesterday not a single shot on target.

Q: who has no control, no first touch and runs like a headless chicken
A: Ishmael Miller

he is the answer

I've had to endure 'José' as opposed to the correct 'Hosé' most of my life...
#annoying

Spanish people pronounce my name 'Team' you don't see me getting my knickers in a twist. Sit down and get ready to be humiliated at the bridge next week.

Lovely to see Dimmo back at Chelsea...
beats chest, sheds tear

It will be nice to see him get his revenge against the baggie scum next week.

awaits cfc conspiracy post

awaits cfc conspiracy post

Mark Halsey

Clive, are you not atthematch?
A sunny Sunday? You prefer wetwednesdays?

Clive, are you not atthematch?
A sunny Sunday? You prefer wetwednesdays?

Sadly my days of going to every away game have gone.

Getting a little worrying now.

Two points thrown away

Torres MoTM

Halsey Stoke's best asset

I shouldn't have credited Chelsea with a goal...

0-0, 1-1 same diff.

Chelsea unlucky, probably should've got 2, but deffo 1 pen. Torres and Alex looked excellent, which I'm sure will please Chelsea fans. Seemed a little similar to Arsenal yesterday, in that they didn't quite have that final ball. Begovic had a cracker to be fair. Let's see how Man U fair...

fat frank dived.. the first tackle on torres is a pen

Mark Halsey

Two points thrown away

Torres MoTM

Halsey Stoke's best asset

All of this! How many chances was shawcross going to get?

I am disappoint son

On the plus side ed milliband dropped his shopping home and then came and lurked at the back of the pub watching the game

fat frank dived.. the first tackle on torres is a pen

this.