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so if RM were to default on their loan, would they be able to take Ronaldo and Kaka and employ them as desk clerks or something until they work off the debt.

*obviously they would be sold in an open auction or something. But just think about the hilarious aspect of Ronaldo being forced to work in a tiny branch of Santander on the Costa Del Sol or something.

Chatting to a Kopite mate the other night, he actually lives in Libpool!

He expects nothing more than 5th and all he wants is "Andy fuckin Carrol to keep out the fuckin pubs!"

Apparently, he's seen out on the piss in town nearly every night

I would have to agree with those sentiments unfortunately

so if RM were to default on their loan, would they be able to take Ronaldo and Kaka and employ them as desk clerks or something until they work off the debt.

*obviously they would be sold in an open auction or something. But just think about the hilarious aspect of Ronaldo being forced to work in a tiny branch of Santander on the Costa Del Sol or something.

Yep the thought of Ronaldo cashing Travelers Cheques for sunburnt brits makes me chuckle. On a more serious note though football needs to sort out its finances.

like he'd be able to do that... janitor I reckon. Cristiano someone has blocked trap 2 again could you sort it out please

The German model seems to be a model for success. I still hold firm in my beliefs that in 4 to 5 years time they'll be a major force in European football, again.

Highest average attendance in Europe - Check
Best stadiums in Europe - Check
Cheapest tickets - Check
Good beer - Check
Good sausage - Check

What can possibly go wrong?

how about if bankia were to default on their debt and they'd become a public company? if the bail out money were to come from fellow European member states they could let cronaldo play for all teams from the respective leagues? perhaps one game a season at each team until his contract is up?

jobsworth at a bank is funnier though. the should get him to front an ad campaign like howard from the halifax did

i'm thinking of a double or quits bet Pisti for the 50 pounds. Here it comes....nice and easy, no complications...WEST BROM to finish above EVERTON in the prem. take it or cough up :)

cum on woy

I would have to disagree and say your chance of winning it is the same, I'm afraid. I'm looking forward to Spring already.

congratulations by the way, saw your announcement in another thread. who are they going to support? Chelsea, City or Utd?

I would go with Tranmere rovers, thats who all my scouse kopite mates support as there second team.

congratulations by the way, saw your announcement in another thread. who are they going to support? Chelsea, City or Utd?

Thanks very much.

I was thinking Tottenham.

I just threw up a bit of lunch into my mouth at the thought of that.

They will be born in UCH so probably equidistant from the 2 big London clubs. Though I am a plastic North Londoner Kopite.

I may need to consult TEH RULEZ for guidelines

I just threw up a bit of lunch into my mouth at the thought of that.

They will be born in UCH so probably equidistant from the 2 big London clubs. Though I am a plastic North Londoner Kopite.

I may need to consult TEH RULEZ for guidelines

Congratulations Mike!

Commiserations to the kid.

I just threw up a bit of lunch into my mouth at the thought of that.

They will be born in UCH so probably equidistant from the 2 big London clubs. Though I am a plastic North Londoner Kopite.

I may need to consult TEH RULEZ for guidelines

congratulations

if you're a liverpool fan and then they are... then they're a true fan no?

i'm thinking of a double or quits bet Pisti for the 50 pounds. Here it comes....nice and easy, no complications...WEST BROM to finish above EVERTON in the prem. take it or cough up :)

shakes hand

Piss easy mate

Ohh it's ON

shakes hand

Piss easy mate

you will have to finish top ten.

you will have to finish top ten.

Or outside the bottom three.

congratulations

if you're a liverpool fan and then they are... then they're a true fan no?

Seeing as there will be two of them. I can get them a Liverpool and Arsenal one and interchange them :)

I tried to discuss this with Bxs last night, but she didn't seem that interested. I don't think she realises how important it is

Apparently there is some kind of World Cup draw later today. Does anyone give a shit?

You're having twins Mike!? Well in lad :-)

Cheers. A boy and a girl. Should be arriving towards the end of November :)