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I thought they were going for that big lump Samba.

Only that Kean prick would think it was a good idea to sell two CBs and replace them with cannon fodder.

Much like sacking Alardyce and promoting Kean the boot boy.

bytheway, i really, really hate Steve Kean. He really rubs me up the wrong way. I'd rather have lunch with the Liverpool squad than him.

we've just done a vid for arsenal, take a look...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3INgXL12Qto

wipes tear form eye....

I thought they were going for that big lump Samba.

Today's Guardian - also saying they'll sell that knackered Spaniard back to Barca and cut their losses.

I feel really sorry for Blackburn fans - the Venky's have only spent the last season showing themselves to be muppets of the highest order.

I'd rather be a Blackburn fan than a Villa fan.

They've gone from being a "top four" contender to mid table fodder, and a feeder club.

Blackburn have been crap for years, there should be no delusions of grandeur there anymore. If the going gets tough, the Venky's can stick a free chicken under every seat in the stadium. Punters will be able to take 10-15 free chickens home each.

a good old fashoned south Americam brawl..nice to see they are keeping up the tradition.
YouTube - ‪Incidentes en la final de la Copa Lobertadores.‬‏

footballers fight like pussies. I hate that latin kung fu kick which is not a real martial arts move but more an attempt to land a blow on an opponent without upsetting their greasy hairstyles. No wonder rugby fans laugh at footballers.

as for Giles Barnes going to Forest. Don't even pretend you've got anybody better than him. He couldn't break into the Albion team but given a run and some confidence he will do very well in the championship.

Scott Carson to Turkey?

as for Giles Barnes going to Forest. Don't even pretend you've got anybody better than him. He couldn't break into the Albion team but given a run and some confidence he will do very well in the championship.

You should have kept him for your return next year.

Wait, wasn't this year Forest's year? Or is it next year when you go up? Or the year after? Or the one after that?

CHEVRONS.

If you got Billy back it could be your year...

For getting so close and fucking it up?

Yeah, thanks, that would be great. He fucked it up for us by getting us into the prem and then showing his amazing talents at talent spotting.
CLAUDE DAVIS I'm looking at you.

^ The wounded voice of desperation

'wounded'?
'desperation'

What the devil are you talking about you silly old Sod?!

He's just tetchy because Arsenal are going to sign Jagielka

Oh FFS! He signed a new 4year deal 4 months ago. Arsenal bid £15m in Jan, we told them to do one and Jags wants to stay, hence why he signed AFTER their measly bid

£25m and things may happen...

Blah, blah, blah and cereal divers.

This, I need to see...

'wounded'?
'desperation'

What the devil are you talking about you silly old Sod?!

If not wounded, injured then.

And less of the "old" thank you.

footballers fight like pussies. I hate that latin kung fu kick which is not a real martial arts move but more an attempt to land a blow on an opponent without upsetting their greasy hairstyles. No wonder rugby fans laugh at footballers.

i know, its just funny seening the school yard bundle, the Latin america flying kick is football tradition a funny one!

You should have kept him for your return next year.

well you never know but I don't think there is a fan in the country who believes that. If we do go down we'll just bounce straight back again because we are too well run and organised not to. If Forest keep buying players of Barnes' calibre then they will make it.

@Damo - I will be holding a 'Fuck Off Scott Carson' party when this is finalised. Bring the new born and the whole family it's going to be massive.

pub across the road has had a singer all afternoon/evening. they often do at the weekend. fella's been doing andy williams, englebert humperdink, elvis, tom jones etc. also Lambeth Walk, Run Rabbit Run, My Old Man's a Dustman, Daisy Daisy etc. anyway he just went with I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles and the crowd went very hostile. haha! they've been enjoying the rest of it, but suddenly erupted with blokes shouting "fuck off"

pub across the road has had a singer all afternoon/evening. they often do at the weekend. fella's been doing andy williams, englebert humperdink, elvis, tom jones etc. also Lambeth Walk, Run Rabbit Run, My Old Man's a Dustman, Daisy Daisy etc. anyway he just went with I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles and the crowd went very hostile. haha! they've been enjoying the rest of it, but suddenly erupted with blokes shouting "fuck off"

Have you moved to the 1950s Simon ?

pub across the road has had a singer all afternoon/evening. they often do at the weekend. fella's been doing andy williams, englebert humperdink, elvis, tom jones etc. also Lambeth Walk, Run Rabbit Run, My Old Man's a Dustman, Daisy Daisy etc. anyway he just went with I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles and the crowd went very hostile. haha! they've been enjoying the rest of it, but suddenly erupted with blokes shouting "fuck off"

Saucy cunts.

^^seems like. when he finished singing (after an encore of Run Rabbit Run Run Run and My Old Man Said Follow The Van at 11.30pm!) they had a raffle.

i'm hearing this from my flat, and i choose to believe it was meat raffle!

^^was funny cause it had been good ol' fashioned family event up until then. i guess everyone really hates you.

hahaha funny stuff.. but aint you in Millwall country ?? that would explain it:)

You bollocks. NO-ONE likes Millwall, which is why they sing "No-one likes us - we don't care."

i know that but if you sing a west ham in song in walworth rd pub it aint going to go down very well! and vice versa yadayda ya

Just had a story on SSN that cracked me up.

The Polish are 6 months behind schedule on the stadia for the 2012 Euro Championship; showed images of builders standing around chatting, fag in hand, rubble and shite all over the place. Problems with electrics, sewage, stairs, roofing, contracts, fatal accidents etc, etc

I think there's a lorry load of Irish fella's turning up next week to finish the tarmaccing in the carpark!